Laurence Fox was banned from Twitter so enjoy these 13 times he was gloriously owned
8. When he lost his deposit in the London mayoral elections
So Laurence Fox did get more votes than the guy with the bin on his head, but not as many as the bloke off YouTube who pledged to cut the price of Freddos to 5p pic.twitter.com/ScKYoUbGop
— Jack Blanchard (@Jack_Blanchard_) May 8, 2021
There are more Pret A Mangers in London than people who voted for Laurence Fox.
— TechnicallyRon (@TechnicallyRon) May 8, 2021
9. When he said this about Russia’s invasion of Ukraine
“Putin must fail” is the new “Hands face space.”
Shut up and don’t think for yourself.
Zelensky is the new Churchill!
This is the belief you must hold now, or else.
It’s all so binary and simplistic, devoid of nuance or debate. https://t.co/7H91nl5ISV
— Laurence Fox (@LozzaFox) March 9, 2022
Equating the hope that a murderous dictator’s genocidal ambitions will fail with one of the Government’s Covid jingles is the opposite of nuanced. It’s a random yoking together of two things, demonstrative only of the immensely exhausted brand of “dude who thinks differently.” pic.twitter.com/l4UIn20Wcn
— David Baddiel (@Baddiel) March 10, 2022
10. When these two things happened, four days apart
I really like my new t shirt. pic.twitter.com/Gov9ifEKrd
— Laurence Fox (@LozzaFox) January 26, 2022
In other news, felt shivery and crap yesterday. Turns out I have been visited by Lord Covid at last and have the Omnicold (if the LFT is to be believed!)
On the #Ivermectin, saline nasal rinse, quercetin, paracetamol and ibruprofen.
More man flu than Wu-flu at the moment. pic.twitter.com/oYd7KaQAP9
— Laurence Fox (@LozzaFox) January 30, 2022
11. When he was tying with Count Binface in the London mayoral elections
New London mayor poll: (Comres)
Sadiq Khan (LAB): 41%
Shaun Bailey (CON): 28%
Luisa Porritt (Lib): 8%
Sian Berry (GRN): 6%
Niko Omilana (IND): 5%
Farah London: (IND) : 2%
Brian Rose: (IND): 2%
Count Binface (CBP): 1%
Peter Gammons (UKIP): 1%
Laurence Fox (REC): 1%— Adam Bienkov (@AdamBienkov) April 21, 2021
ELECTION CAMPAIGN BUDGET:
Laurence Fox: £5million
Count Binface: ZeroLATEST POLLING:
Laurence Fox: 1%
Count Binface: 1%#MakeYourVoteCount— Count Binface (@CountBinface) April 21, 2021
12. When he changed his hat to ‘Trump 2024’
real fuckin brain trust over here pic.twitter.com/u4fW76uqMu
— katie spalding (@supermathskid) November 8, 2020
you drew the 4 on backwards tho https://t.co/hiaifotAvs
— dan hett (@danhett) November 8, 2020
13. And finally, last word to the fellow actor (surely ‘actor’ – ed) who said this
Wasn’t going to get involved with the Laurence Fox stuff, but now he’s bragging about putting my family at risk, I figure why not.
I was once up against him for a US TV role – to play the son of James Fox’s character. As in, Laurence’s actual dad.
I got it.#HugThat
— Mark Dexter 🇺🇦 (@RealMarkDexter) November 30, 2020
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