Kirstie Allsopp swallowed an AirPod with her vitamin pills – 19 responses worth popping
11.
Kirstie Allsopp slurping up the wire from a set of old school headphones like spaghetti
— Eugene (@eugeneh84) June 28, 2022
12.
Well you know what they say an apple a day keeps the doctor away
— DMC (@dmcgooner) June 26, 2022
13.
Does anyone know why there are two long wires attached to my vitamins
— James Felton (@JimMFelton) June 28, 2022
14.
Quick snack from my new Kirstie Allsopp cookbook. pic.twitter.com/E4Tvd1GOqs
— Richard Porter (@sniffpetrol) June 28, 2022
15.
The AirPod clambering at Kirstie Allsopp’s tracheal walls, desperately trying to escape to no avail, realising it’s confined to a lifetime of Tory murmurings pic.twitter.com/ZhwqlkAdA4
— jack rem (@jackremmington) June 28, 2022
16.
I would simply not eat electronics but I’m built different.
— adorable cartoon spider-man (@ohgodwhatdoiput) June 27, 2022
17.
You tell em Kirst! Loopy lefties pretending they've never swallowed a headphone like an unmonitored toddler. We've all done it! https://t.co/mBJ75KWbNY
— 🧚🏻♂️ (@GinaGambarro) June 28, 2022
18.
Looking at that picture, Kirstie must be dropping £500 worth of vitamins a day
— Mollie Goodfellow (@hansmollman) June 28, 2022
19.
two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high powered blotter acid, a salt shaker half full of cocaine, and a whole galaxy of multi-colored uppers, downers, screamers, laughers- https://t.co/g4N96P1SAp
— vote lisan al-gaib on july 4th (@Ballistari) June 27, 2022
And also …
Easy mistake, nearly did the same. pic.twitter.com/VzvmUO02V5
— Andy Simo (@AndySimo8) June 28, 2022
And finally …
By 'Old Woman Who Swallowed a Fly' logic, we can expect Kirstie Allsopp to have engulfed Linkin Park's PA system by Friday.
— Oonagh (@Okeating) June 28, 2022
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