25 favourite funny tweets of the week
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I watched an old movie, it was supposed to be a comedy but I couldn’t stop crying at the cheap gas prices
— Real Life Mommy (@reallifemommy3) June 28, 2022
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Your zones are too close babe. Not gonna work. pic.twitter.com/p6XXxLwppd
— William Andrews (@Williamandrews) June 28, 2022
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I bought a dead houseplant so it wouldn't stick out like a sore thumb once I got it home and put it with the others.
— Emma Beasley (@JustBeingEmma) June 27, 2022
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back in the 80's, we simply didn't have the dog technology we do today pic.twitter.com/vN9spNBTN2
— Lil Bit 🌈 (@LizerReal) June 29, 2022
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okay, hear me out… pic.twitter.com/HxBWhZSfHD
— sam i am 🌈 (@hisamwelch) June 29, 2022
18.
I got paid yesterday, so please excuse me while I enjoy the next 12 hours while I still have money for the month
— Declan Cashin (@Tweet_Dec) July 1, 2022
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If the Barbie movie doesn’t have a scissoring scene it will be completely inaccurate
— LVL (@misslindsayv) June 28, 2022
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Is there someone going around Belgravia measuring legs? Is it a weekly census or something more ad hoc? Do other London districts have a limb assessor? Inquiring minds want to know. pic.twitter.com/Yhl2GdwoUT
— Michael Moran (@TheMichaelMoran) June 29, 2022
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From left to right:
🔘Private school/Oxford
🔘State school/Bradford and Sussex
🔘Private school/Oxford
🔘Private school/Cambridge
🔘Private school/Durham pic.twitter.com/szzEvNrsNC— English Radical History (@EnglishRadical) June 30, 2022
24.
My local barber is offering 20% off, which is annoying if you want more than a trim.
— Moose Allain Ꙭ (@MooseAllain) June 29, 2022
25.
Why is writing blurbs so hard? Can't I just be all, "BOOK GOOD. YOU READ."
— Andrea Stewart (@AndreaGStewart) June 29, 2022
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25 favourite funny tweets of the week
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