What’s the funniest/worst reason you’ve heard that someone failed their driving test?

Poke Staff. Updated July 5th, 2022

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schpamela
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I reckon I failed because I threw shit all over the instructor.

When I got into the car I noticed that the rubber floor mat on my side was full of dirt, manure, stones and general rubbish. It also had a tendency to move and get tangled with the pedals. So I thought I would lift it up and put it on the back seat.

But as I was lifting it over the examiner’s head, I accidentally let go of one side and all the shit fell on him. All over his hair, his writing pad. I even got stuff in his mouth.

It was pretty downhill from then on.
prustage

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My wife was told to take the 3rd exit on a roundabout, she turned into the “oncoming traffic” on the roundabout.
RobotCoffeePot

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Friend of mine at college pulled up to a junction and said “Alright your side mate?” to the examiner.
TFandPKMNfan

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I know someone who took his motorbike test having never ridden a motorbike before (this was before CBTs and theory tests). He had read a book about how to ride though.

He somehow managed to get the bike started and out of the test centre. Then he fell off at the first junction while trying to change into neutral at the same time as using the back brake. In the process of trying to pick the bike up, he ripped off one of the mirrors.
InscrutableAudacity

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LobCatchPassThrow
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I know a girl who failed because she was asked to read out the registration plate across the car park, as you do, and replied ‘No of course not, I can’t see that’. The examiner said ‘Oh ok, do you need to get your glasses out of your bag?’. She says ‘No I don’t have glasses, that’s just too far for humans to see.’. She needed glasses and had no idea until that moment. Fail.
chutneyandpickle

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A road worker stepped out from some cones during my test I did an emergency brake and apparently I did everything perfectly and would have still passed my test, but then I called the guy a wanker, which is apparently road rage and a major fail.
S-HARRIER

If calling someone a wanker is grounds to fail your test then 99.9% of the British population shouldn’t be on the road.
Amanystya

BONUS

My friend didn’t fail but he got the maximum amount of minors allowed. One of them was that he took his eyes off the road to look at a girl on the pavement. He argued this by stating “No I didn’t. She wasn’t even fit.”
Bob-Lowblow

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