33 funniest tweets about Boris Johnson as the hapless PM clings onto power
18.
Boris Johnson right now pic.twitter.com/gayDgOizo8
— Sorcha Ní Nia (@Luiseach) July 6, 2022
19.
Two tickets to Minions: The Rise of Gru, please pic.twitter.com/D7wdjJDJPj
— soapy 🇵🇸 (@soapyhnnh) July 5, 2022
20.
Fucking hell I can't wait to never have to listen to Jacob Rees-Mogg ever again.
— Ian Dunt (@IanDunt) July 5, 2022
21.
I’m not saying Nadhim Zahawi’s going to be the shortest serving Chancellor in history, but they’ve just given him a red box of Lindt D’or to be getting on with.
— rufus jones (@rufusjones1) July 6, 2022
22.
https://twitter.com/tompeck/status/1544676754043830274?s=20&t=n5dJJxgovO_MjXDGZBbblQ
23.
If and when Johnson does go, can we please refer to his replacement BY THEIR FUCKING SURNAME
— Nooruddean (@BeardedGenius) July 6, 2022
24.
Nadine Dorries currently googling if she can switch the media off.
— joe heenan (@joeheenan) July 6, 2022
25.
https://twitter.com/twlldun/status/1544662472707248128?s=20&t=n5dJJxgovO_MjXDGZBbblQ
26.
if anyone else resigns today Boris Johnson can always get one of the tea ladies at no 10 in they could probably do Home Secretary for a bit
— dave ❄️ 🥕 🧻 (@mrdavemacleod) July 6, 2022
27.
More terrible news for Boris – Dominic Raab is NOT resigning.
— Piers Morgan (@piersmorgan) July 5, 2022
28.
Boris is having a really shitty last day at work.
— Jonathan Pie (@JonathanPieNews) July 6, 2022
29.
Very much an IKEA cabinet now – it will swiftly fall apart.
— Otto English (@Otto_English) July 6, 2022
30.
No-one new has resigned for twenty minutes now. Feels weird.
— Caitlin Moran (@caitlinmoran) July 6, 2022
31.
Imagine the irony if Boris Johnson survived the vote of confidence, only to die of blood poisoning from the splinters at the bottom of the barrel.
— Oonagh (@Okeating) July 5, 2022
32.
https://twitter.com/jamieeast/status/1544417341315981312?s=20&t=hbAFH9OfTxe_HOwOBUZI4g
33.
NEWS! Microsoft unveils “Resign from the Conservative government” Word template https://t.co/H6hfYvRXib pic.twitter.com/GQbK0l6oqb
— NewsThump (@newsthump) July 6, 2022
To conclude …
Will the last person to leave the government please turn out the lights?
— Cathy Newman (@cathynewman) July 5, 2022
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