25 favourite funny tweets of the week
13.
What your mom calls you after she finds your weed pic.twitter.com/I89en6opUu
— Charles Mockler (@charlesmockler) July 4, 2022
14.
RIP Obi-Wan Kenobi 😢 pic.twitter.com/pNIqENlrrg
— Dave Roberts (@hi_robb) July 5, 2022
15.
It's happened again pic.twitter.com/hXZDxseqCJ
— Matthew Perret (@MattPerret) July 5, 2022
16.
her: isn't my baby beautiful
me: *don't say he looks like Gollum*
*don't say he looks like Gollum*
*don't say he looks like Gollum*
he's…preciousher: you said all of that out loud
— Luke (@LloBrow) July 5, 2022
17.
I'm going to sell the husband's theremin, he's had it for two years and he's never touched it.
— Avian Face-Tool 🇮🇪 🇪🇺 (@Beakmoo) July 2, 2022
18.
I'd like to speak to the graphic designer on this box… pic.twitter.com/0Ovs1Hap5c
— Rodrigo Monteiro (@amzeratul) July 4, 2022
19.
Today I gave my son some chips from England. He put one in his mouth, made a face, and asked what flavour it was. 'Roast Beef' I replied. He promptly spat it out and asked "why would they do that?" Buddy, we've been asking Britain that question for 500 years.
— 🍁Yukon Gold (@GrahamKritzer) July 6, 2022
20.
BT: "You've been prequalified for a low interest credit card!"
BR: "pass"BT: "Would you be interested in refinancing a loan?"
BR: "No thanks."Bank Teller: "What color lollipop would you like today?"
Bank Robber: "JUST PUT THE MONEY IN THE BAG!"— Marl (@Marlebean) July 6, 2022
21.
After studying ancient art you'd think you could do a lot more dangerous activities while naked
— Jodi Stands with Tweet ☮️ (@JodingersCat) July 6, 2022
22.
do what you love and you’ll never own property a day in your life
— i can be your long lost pal (@PallaviGunalan) July 6, 2022
23.
I’ve just opened a pack of Ibuprofen or as the Tories would call it, a new hospital
— Ken Wallace (@LeftOldandProud) July 3, 2022
24.
Got fired as a detective.
I have no clue why
— iain (@ACartoonCat) July 6, 2022
25.
First person to shoot fish in a barrel: I don’t even know how to describe how easy this is
— Edward James Almost (@Prof_Hinkley) July 6, 2022
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25 favourite funny tweets of the week
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