27 times the fabulous Richard Osman made us laugh on Twitter
15.
The absolute perfect volume on my TV is 13. 14 is a tiny bit too loud, and 12 is a tiny bit too quiet, but 13 is unlucky so I have to compromise one way or the other. Does anyone have a more minor irritation than that?
— Richard Osman (@richardosman) May 2, 2022
16.
Always admit you're mistakes.
— Richard Osman (@richardosman) August 30, 2021
17.
For context, House Of Games got 1.5 million last night. Though we do have Linda Robson on this week. https://t.co/TJ7M1nvbEE
— Richard Osman (@richardosman) April 26, 2022
18.
If you think Covid is a hoax, then there is a huge business opportunity for you. Set up an insurance company for the film & TV industry, indemnify against Covid cases at very low premiums. If you are right you will never have to pay out and you'll make a fortune. #GoForIt
— Richard Osman (@richardosman) July 20, 2021
19.
Just got moisturiser in my eye. It’s super-painful, but everyone else now looks really young.
— Richard Osman (@richardosman) September 8, 2019
20.
Had a date with a dentist last night. It went so well she doesn’t want to see me again for six months.
— Richard Osman (@richardosman) August 18, 2019
21.
When someone tells you to watch something, you nod politely. When 2 people tell you to watch the same thing, you think about it. When 5 people tell you, then you watch it. When 1000 people tell you, then you think, “no way am I watching that thing everyone is telling me to watch”
— Richard Osman (@richardosman) April 13, 2019
22.
‘Which Car?’ should really be called ‘Auto Correct’
— Richard Osman (@richardosman) February 23, 2019
23.
I think the woman on the advert who says "I didn't even know Oral B made a toothpaste" lacks imagination.
— Richard Osman (@richardosman) August 14, 2017
24.
Due to a typo, I am a jack of all trades, and a master of nine.
— Richard Osman (@richardosman) January 23, 2019
25.
A lovely day at Wimbledon today, and I couldn't believe my luck when I took my seat and found I was sitting next to @XanderArmstrong who has always been a hero of mine.
— Richard Osman (@richardosman) June 27, 2022
26.
My daughter is 21 today, which seems ridiculous. It all passes so quickly. Anyway, I’m deeply proud of her, and I will always thank her for being born on 24/7 because it’s so easy to remember.
— Richard Osman (@richardosman) July 24, 2019
27.
The issue of class, of where we all fit, and the boundaries that separate one class from another, are so complex and multi-faceted. But, basically, it all boils down to this. The later you open your presents on Christmas Day, the more middle class you are. #Sociology
— Richard Osman (@richardosman) December 4, 2018
And finally, this.
Thank you for this reminder @JNPhillips4. This is the closest Pointless has ever come to being taken off air #CressidaDick https://t.co/bq48MvhL6t
— Richard Osman (@richardosman) February 11, 2022
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