Michael Spicer had some savage tips for Boris Johnson from the Room Next Door

Boris Johnson’s so-called resignation speech didn’t actually involve him resigning – just a promise to step down once a successor has been chosen.

At least at the end Boris Johnson finally delivered a humble, coherent speech reflecting on his fail…
Nah, course not. Absolutely deluded drivel. He thinks he’s the victim.
If the Tories don’t get him out tonight they’re finished. pic.twitter.com/9C7HaEHGhE

— Larry the Cat (@Number10cat) July 7, 2022

Even as we were watching it, in all its shambolic glory, we couldn’t help but wonder what Michael Spicer’s long-suffering unknown aide might be saying from the room next door.

Well, now we know.

Just to be on the safe side, I’ve written down the definition of ‘humble’ and e-mailed it to you under the subject heading ‘You have well and truly fucked everything up.’

If only someone had actually done this.

When Michael shared the post on Twitter, Wallpaper Wendy trended for hours, and the sketch was a lot better received than the PM’s speech had been.

Your finest work! 🤣 pic.twitter.com/EDpqlRad4T

— Jack Monroe (@BootstrapCook) July 12, 2022

Brilliant! How dare you.

— Parody Boris (@Parody_PM) July 12, 2022

Wallpaper Wendy 😭😂 absolutely outstanding https://t.co/yC6luHAyFe

— Calli Kitson (@callikitson) July 12, 2022

There’s no way back from “Wallpaper Wendy”… well done as per @MrMichaelSpicer

— Nicky Clark (@MrsNickyClark) July 12, 2022

Is there a way this sketch could be part of the curriculum?
😂😂😂

— Adrian Lester (@AdrianLester) July 12, 2022

🤣 One of the comedy saviours of the pandemic. He's still got it. https://t.co/kfLoQAIxqF

— Neil McMahon (@NeilMcMahon) July 12, 2022

She's going to be Wallpaper Wendy F-O-R-E-V-E-R now. What a gift you are. Me (and the bees and the moon) love you very much.

— Josie George (@porridgebrain) July 12, 2022

We’d be one hundred per cent behind this idea.

There should be 'Wallpaper Wendy' merch

— Shaparak Khorsandi 🌻💙💛 (@ShappiKhorsandi) July 12, 2022

As well as following Michael on Twitter and YouTube, you can see him perform – including in the Edinburgh Festival.

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Michael Spicer was in the Room Next Door to THAT Michael Gove interview

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