25 favourite funny tweets of the week
13.
I wish the birds in my neighborhood would learn to text.
— Andi (@smiles_and_nods) July 11, 2022
14.
Mate, do you want to be seen or not? pic.twitter.com/XTmCZRAyTt
— No Context Brits (@NoContextBrits) July 12, 2022
15.
chefs are super arrogant for people whose ultimate goal is poo
— Tom Neenan (@TNeenan) July 12, 2022
16.
Heard my husband absentmindedly tell the kids it was okay for them to wash the dogs in our bathroom and I’ve never needed to go grocery shopping so bad in my life.
— ThisOneSays (@ThisOneSayz) July 11, 2022
17.
"Behold! The most fragile material known to man"
"And what will you call it?"
"I shall call it strimmer wire"— Craig Deeley 🇪🇺🏳️🌈 🇺🇦 (@craiguito) July 12, 2022
18.
Men’s underwear watching them buy more t shirts pic.twitter.com/9X5rqrcY03
— Alya Al-Sultani (@Alyaalsultani) July 13, 2022
19.
Norman Bridwell: ok so this dog – it's red
Publisher: ok
Norman Bridwell: *hits bong* and it's fucking
— Village Person (@SvnSxty) July 12, 2022
20.
You ever look at someone and they just look like they have the skills to crash a stationary bike? That’s how you know they’re management.
— Sooz (@CruisinSoozan) July 11, 2022
21.
Any house is a beach house once my kids dust the sand off their swimming costumes
— Vinod Chhaproo (@Chhapiness) July 14, 2022
22.
A haunted house, but for dads and all the lights are on. All of them.
— Jessie (@mommajessiec) July 6, 2022
23.
hey sorry i'm late to the meeting. society is crumbling and my body is failing me. anyway let's talk KPIs
— ryan j 🍋 (@ryannoyance) July 12, 2022
24.
As a child: Run and play for hours
As an adult: I blew up a balloon, I need a nap now
— Mike (@Parentpains) July 11, 2022
25.
High summer and the Fabricants are in bloom pic.twitter.com/BvwGTogy1P
— Van (@hellothisisivan) July 12, 2022
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25 favourite funny tweets of the week
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