People have been tweeting about the UK’s first red weather warning – 26 hot favourites
14.
she’s so fucking dramatic. we’re all hot babe, get it together. pic.twitter.com/6PcBbQMX4k
— Ben Smoke (@bencsmoke) July 11, 2022
15.
Sometimes, it’s so difficult to know who to believe. The Met Office – packed with experts who understand science and data, and who have issued a red alert, or Dominic Raab, a twitching marionette made of elbow skin and broken toilet seats, telling us to just enjoy the sunshine.
— Jason (@NickMotown) July 17, 2022
16.
FOR FUCK’S SAKE, RAIN YOU BASTARD.
— Dr Sarah Brand (@sarahgailbrand) July 12, 2022
17.
Dear @Conservatives
Could I possibly hire one of your MPs for a few hours
it's so hot and I really need to be near something shady.— Otto Von Jizzmark (@Ottojizzmark) July 17, 2022
18.
If you're struggling to sleep in this heatwave then I have a tip for you that never fails. Take a medium-sized towel. Put it in the freezer for an hour. Take the towel out of the freezer and then you, and the towel, move to Belfast.
— Declan Lawn (@DecLawn) July 13, 2022
19.
I’m having a terrible time getting the log-burner to catch tonight 🥺
— Dave Jones 🏴🏳️🌈🇺🇦 (@WelshGasDoc) July 17, 2022
20.
The climate crisis doesn't care about your feelings. https://t.co/oyl0BoguzM
— Stephen McGann (@StephenMcGann) July 15, 2022
21.
In this hot weather, it’s well worth checking in on elderly neighbours. I checked in on mine and asked her if she needed anything from the supermarket. She said bread, milk and eggs. I said well, there’s no point both of us going and gave her my shopping list, too.
— Tim Walker (@ThatTimWalker) July 14, 2022
22.
can’t beat a Mayjito in this weather pic.twitter.com/tbHXJItUPA
— Cal (@calell9) July 11, 2022
23.
Much warmer countries than the UK issue severe health warnings when temperatures hit 40 degrees.
The ‘it’s just summer’ brigade are the same people who claimed Covid was ‘just a bad cold’.
In short: stupid people.
— The Purple Pimpernel (@Eyeswideopen69) July 17, 2022
24.
I reckon if enough of us stand on the White Cliffs tonight with a load of fans we can blow the heatwave back to Continental Europe.
— Simon Harris – #LovelyBitOfSquirrel (@simonharris_mbd) July 17, 2022
25.
The temperature over the next two days may feel tough, but just think of the pleasure you’ll reap in the year 2068, when people are moaning it’s about to hit 65°c above ground, and you can roll out the line that they’re worrying over nothing, as we had a long hot summer in 2022.
— dan barker (@danbarker) July 17, 2022
26.
“MORE WOKE BS” I yell, as my concerned family tries to take away my bathtub toaster pic.twitter.com/uEckZjruoy
— James Felton (@JimMFelton) July 16, 2022
BONUS – a tip.
Sticking one foot out from under the comforter drops the room temperature 5°.
— Dan Regan (@Social_Mime) July 14, 2022
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