33 favourite reactions to the news that the UK’s next PM will be Sunak or Truss
18.
This final series of The Tories is wild, getting rid of Mordaunt is hilarious.
So the options are Porkmarkets or Little Rishi? I’ll admit, I laughed out loud. They don’t have a fucking clue what they’re doing and it’s brilliant.
— Supertanskiii (@supertanskiii) July 20, 2022
19.
Liz Truss favorite to be the next British Tea Sock
— Sarah Creighton 🍂 (@Saraita101) July 20, 2022
20.
Liz Truss can fly planes
She drives motorbikes,she can make sausages & cut cake.
Horses love her.
She’s also a really good tractor driver.
She’s a woman of many talents & is neither Theresa May or Harold Shipman.
She truly is a Wonder Woman.
Low taxes on the way!#SupportTruss ❤️ pic.twitter.com/XhfqFqZlOu— Sir Michael Take CBE (@MichaelTakeMP) July 20, 2022
21.
Congratulations to Keir Starmer on winning the leadership election. #ToryLeadershipContest #LizTruss #RishiSunak
— Brendan May (@bmay) July 20, 2022
22.
Why does Rishi Sunak want to be PM? He is rich. His wife is rich. They could buy an island filled with ice-cream, trampolines and gold plated handjob machines but no he wants to arse around on nonsense island guiding the circus of twats. He's a psychopath.
— TechnicallyRon (@TechnicallyRon) July 20, 2022
23.
The Sunak and Truss camps set out their strategies. Sunak: talk as much as possible. Truss: don’t.
— Armando Iannucci (@Aiannucci) July 21, 2022
24.
“I have a plan for growth” says Rishi Sunak who has delivered the highest inflation in 40 years, the highest taxation in 70 yrs and the biggest drop in living standards since 1956
— Peter Stefanovic (@PeterStefanovi2) July 17, 2022
25.
I'm just not sure the UK can allow Prime Minister Liz Truss to happen. It feels like asking a toddler to perform dentistry on a lion.
— Matt Thomas (@Trickyjabs) July 20, 2022
26.
Getting excited for Liz Truss. Or Radon as she is now known. She's a gas. But she's inert.
— John Crace (@JohnJCrace) July 20, 2022
27.
Increasingly reading that Europhiles fear Liz Truss as PM as she will stand up to the EU.
I know quite a lot of Europhiles, and they are rather more concerned that she will blow up the UK economy through a misplaced belief in her own negotiating genius.
— David Henig 🇺🇦 (@DavidHenigUK) July 20, 2022
28.
In a way, it will be a relief to have Sunak as PM, moving away from the narcissism of the Johnson years, back to the more traditional rule by a psychopath
— Frankie Boyle (@frankieboyle) July 21, 2022
29.
Did Liz Truss write this tweet? pic.twitter.com/10mfhfAe1y
— Law Geek (@law_geek) July 20, 2022
30.
We really need a name for the unique combination of horror and hilarity which the idea of prime minister Liz Truss creates.
— Ian Dunt (@IanDunt) July 20, 2022
31.
On what planet does anyone seriously think Truss is a plausible candidate to manage a whelk stall let alone run a country?
— A C Grayling #FBPE 3.5% #Reform #Rejoin #FBPA 🐟 (@acgrayling) July 19, 2022
32.
The Conservatives have ousted Boris Johnson so that they can have a fresh start from his scandal ridden government. Their choices to replace him: Boris Johnson’s Chancellor or Boris Johnson’s Foreign Secretary…
— Larry the Cat (@Number10cat) July 20, 2022
33.
I don’t believe Rishi Sunak is benign or stupid. I don’t believe Liz Truss is benign. On balance I think I want an idiot trying to do bad deeds more than a competent billionaire succeeding to do bad deeds. But what a fucking choice.
— Grace Petrie (@gracepetrie) July 20, 2022
This is very relatable.
Often in my line of work you do feel conflicted between wanting things to be a complete farce but vaguely not wanting your country to go fully down the Swanee. That’s why PM @trussliz will be glorious. Total insanity for two years and then certain Tory defeat. Everyone wins.
— Tom Peck (@tompeck) July 20, 2022
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Liz Truss got her own buzz phrase hilariously wrong as she entered the final run for 10 Downing St
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