25 favourite tweets of the week
13.
This weekend, we found out that my Dad thought sliding into someone's DMs meant trying on their shoes
— Sophie Goodfellow (@sophieglorita) July 18, 2022
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My kid asked me for a burrito but “without all the yucky stuff inside” so I’m pretty sure he wants a tortilla
— Kevin The Dad (@kevinthedad) July 18, 2022
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Iook at that view mann pic.twitter.com/kiL02fYfrE
— dn (@javroar) July 19, 2022
16.
It’s called soccer now and there’s nothing you can do about it. pic.twitter.com/e3CmHeKrcb
— Mr_Cuddlez (33.3%)《TYR》⭐️ (@Mr_Cuddlez88) July 18, 2022
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when u make an excuse not to go out & they come up with a solution pic.twitter.com/TgRaOjTwdy
— Luis Vercetti (@97Vercetti) July 18, 2022
18.
why do landlords charge pet rent??? my dog don’t even got a job
— $☃️ (@slvppy) July 18, 2022
19.
but…..but I don't need to go? pic.twitter.com/qNPNYzCM1v
— gull dad (@tubbsOreally) July 20, 2022
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It’s hard to explain if you weren’t there but all the coolest movies of the late 90s were about how crushing it would be to work in an air conditioned office with your own computer and health insurance.
— Daniel Kibblesmith (@kibblesmith) July 21, 2022
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What a heckle from Santander pic.twitter.com/bGPcSy5fdG
— Rachel Jackson (@r_jacz) July 20, 2022
22.
Just now walking down the street eating a banana, I spotted a woman at a bus stop, also eating a banana. To her horror & mine, I was physically unable to stop myself raising my banana to her in a sort of banana toast. She looked v confused then, adorably, bobbed her banana back.
— Ingrid Oliver (@ingridoliver100) July 21, 2022
23.
Vampires are probably the least scary monsters. “The sunlight kills them and they’re extremely allergic to garlic” am I supposed to be afraid of that? This is like the instructions you get when dogsitting a 17-year old Pomeranian
— jon drake (@DrakeGatsby) July 21, 2022
24.
I would be sooooo good at not having a job … like okay this week im going to make strawberry rhubarb pie next week we're working on our posture
— rebecca jennings (@rebexxxxa) July 18, 2022
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she must not have been from too small a town if they had a midnight train going anywhere
— Jason Isbell (@JasonIsbell) July 17, 2022
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