Our 25 favourite funny tweets of the week
13.
New Telegraph columnist pic.twitter.com/KT1CZvWHxu
— Robert Wilfort (@robertwilfort) July 26, 2022
14.
Not much in life is worse than washing a sieve.
— Hugo Rifkind (@hugorifkind) July 26, 2022
15.
Being an overworked VFX artist on a Marvel movie must be like being a mason who falls to his death during the construction of a medieval cathedral. But it's a cathedral of crap dedicated to the god of turds.
— Alasdair Beckett-King (@MisterABK) July 26, 2022
16.
The first book we sold today was How To Kill Your Family.
The customer was waiting outside at 8:30.
One can only assume it was a rough night in that household.
— Bert’s Books (@bertsbooks) July 27, 2022
17.
That's the noise I make when I twang my nipple on the doorframe. pic.twitter.com/wsrY0vdh0X
— Hannah O'Hanrahahanrahan (@buntyhoven) July 25, 2022
18.
I don't believe Michelangelo painted the Sistine Chapel on his back. He wouldn't get any balance laying on his shell
— mo (@chuuew) July 28, 2022
19.
I like how the inventor of the word "though" was done after just 3 letters but just kept going.
— Crac⚡ked (@a_simpl_man) July 22, 2022
20.
The Batcave was 14 miles outside of Gotham City. Close enough for Batman to fight crime, far enough away for Bruce Wayne to avoid ridiculous tax rates.
— Adam (@YSylon) July 28, 2022
21.
Sometimes when I feel bad about a first draft I like to think about this behind-the-scenes sketch of the facehugger from Alien pic.twitter.com/5fVckkpmmV
— Stephanie King (@stephstephking) July 27, 2022
22.
you never realize how long a minute actually is until you’re exercising.
— ♡ (@wavxga) July 27, 2022
23.
A chicken running a marathon wears Ree-bokbokboks
— inkedupandsonic (@sonictyrant) July 27, 2022
24.
art teacher: …and that's how you paint a perfect face
Picasso: *running in* sorry, I’m late. what did I miss?
— an english human 🔩 (@English_Channel) July 27, 2022
25.
As I move away from the hometown that’s nurtured and protected me ever since I was 9 years old, I fondly wave goodbye to the place that saw me grow from a 50 pound weakling in to a 250 pound weakling.
— bacon popsicle 🍆 (@Gupton68) July 27, 2022
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25 favourite tweets of the week
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