Rishi Sunak’s latest pledge arrived with the most cringeworthy video of the campaign
Rishi Sunak must be panicking at his poor showing in the polls, because not only has he heavily invoked the dreaded B word – Brexit – in his latest pledge, but he’s done it with bells, whistles …and a shredder.
A new Brexit delivery unit.
Reviewing every EU law on our statute book.
Starting in my first 100 days.
Let’s keep Brexit safe👇 #Ready4Rishi https://t.co/3cXn1rFhca pic.twitter.com/BjdRVJSvJz
— Rishi Sunak (@RishiSunak) August 8, 2022
Doesn’t he realise that Tory Party members have sworn to smash any device that plays the EU anthem, the Ode to Joy?
Boris Johnson’s more talented stand-in had a question.
Keep Brexit safe from what – reality?
— Parody Boris (@Parody_PM) August 8, 2022
That wasn’t the only issue.
1.
Discovering that the Cabinet believe that just shredding a paper copy of EU legislation is enough to legally void it would actually explain most of the last few years. https://t.co/IcjyskiQiT
— Dmitry Grozoubinski (@DmitryOpines) August 8, 2022
2.
Christ
What an insane and unimaginable waste of time this would be at any point
Let alone as people go hungry and cold… https://t.co/C0DavhtLEW
— Marina Purkiss (@MarinaPurkiss) August 8, 2022
3.
Nice one Rishi, nothing says levelling up like a billionaire shredding worker protections and environmental regs.
— THE SECRET TORY 🇬🇧 (@secrettory12) August 8, 2022
4.
the only possible explanation for this video is that Rishi Sunak has taken up drinking pic.twitter.com/nUBKberf0r
— Henry Mance (@henrymance) August 8, 2022
5.
Six years after the referendum, about to get the third PM and we’re still at the “what the fuck are we going to do then” stage of brexit https://t.co/q3ZHA6U39m
— James Felton (@JimMFelton) August 8, 2022
6.
What does "Keep Brexit safe" even mean?
It's been an absolute omnishambles. It's not a precious treasure, it's not a delicate asset. It's been a bull in a china shop through our economy.
What, precisely, is he trying to keep safe?— Emma Kennedy💙 (@EmmaKennedy) August 8, 2022
7.
Sorrywhatpardon? https://t.co/p94Xm3Tw71
— James Oh Brien (@mrjamesob) August 8, 2022
8.
Rishi Sunak impressing us all in his information security awareness by using a non cross cut shredder https://t.co/88iUSo7us6
— Dr Philip Lee (@drphiliplee1) August 8, 2022