21 favourite funny tweets about the Tory leadership race

Poke Staff. Updated August 11th, 2022

12.

“I’ll, I’ll .. build a Wetherspoons on the moon! Erm..ten years in prison for men who have their right ear pierced? Erm..” pic.twitter.com/U8N8mPC4XG

— Mx Wil Hodgson 🏳️‍⚧️ 🇺🇦 (@WilHodgson) August 11, 2022

13.

If you missed the TalkTV debate last night, Rishi Sunak and Liz Truss agreed the Tory government has been totally shit and the only solution is to have more Tory government x

— Laura Kuenssberg Translator (@BBCLauraKT) July 27, 2022

14.

As Liz Truss says, tax cuts are the best way to deal with soaring energy prices, otherwise you risk helping poor people too.#EnoughIsEnough #CostOfLivingCrisis

— Parody Boris (@Parody_PM) August 10, 2022

15.

If only he had been in a position to implement this kind of thing in the recent past. pic.twitter.com/zRtwvuvE1Z

— Jason (@NickMotown) July 27, 2022

16.

“What is the charge? Running a Tory leadership campaign? A succulent Tory leadership campaign? pic.twitter.com/coAwpjlOCQ

— Ed (@iBrowsie) July 27, 2022

17.

Sunak just said he's the most northern Chancellor we've ever had…

Born: Southampton
School: Winchester
Uni: Oxford
Career: London

Then parachuted into a safe Yorkshire seat in 2015

— Ben van der Merwe (@_BvdM) July 28, 2022

18.

Liz Truss' proposals to limit and/or eliminate the right to strike have made me want to strike, and I'm self-employed.

— Brian Moore (@brianmoore666) July 28, 2022

19.

Turns out the easiest way to completely ruin Rishi Sunak’s political career is to simply let him speak in front of a camera for an extended period of time.
The man’s a total bin fire. A deeply weird and nasty human being.

— Nick Pettigrew (@Nick_Pettigrew) August 6, 2022

20.

I would laugh quite a lot if Rishi Sunak ends up overtaking Liz Truss to win, and then fails to give jobs to all the MPs who have suddenly found their hitherto unknown admiration for Truss in their urgent desperation for a cabinet role. #ToryLeadershipRace

— Brendan May (@bmay) August 2, 2022

21.

Word of the day is ‘brabblement’ (16th century): bickering or squabbling at close quarters.

— Susie Dent (@susie_dent) July 26, 2022

We’ll just leave this here.

One good thing about this godawful leadership contest is it’s 12 weeks of showing everybody how none of them have any fucking ideas at all

— James Felton (@JimMFelton) August 7, 2022

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