This Boris Johnson fan’s LBC call would be funny if it weren’t so terrifying
Today, in WTF Corner™, we hear LBC listener – and now caller – Pamela from Eltham, who told Ben Kentish why she thinks Boris Johnson is the best man for the job AND WILL BE BACK.
Alexa! What’s cognitive dissonance?
“He didn’t start a pandemic, and he didn’t cry when he resigned, but what beyond that makes him an excellent Prime Minister?”
“He gives everyone a laugh.”
“He got rid of this disease thing.”
“It’s just him – everything he does.”
“I think he’s had people who’ve been highly jealous of him and tried to stab him in the back.”
YouTuber users shared their thoughts.
‘Terrible times’ but everything is okay apparently if we have Boris… when you’re dying of malnutrition your last words will be “at least we had Boris”.
LightningStrikeify
I’m a US citizen watching. She sounds exactly like a Trump voter to me.
Moriyokiri
If I didn’t know he had died, I would believe this was Terry Jones of Monty Python doing his trademark female impersonation. This woman has a vote and probably uses it. That’s scary.
Numinous20111
He’s not a very naughty boy. He’s the Messiah.
LBC shared an abridged version on Twitter.
'He didn't start a pandemic, and he didn't cry when he resigned, but what beyond that makes him an excellent Prime Minister.'
Ben Kentish takes on this caller who claims Boris Johnson is a 'fantastic' Prime Minister, and his detractors are 'highly jealous' of him.@BenKentish pic.twitter.com/LtOVh7huCL
— LBC (@LBC) August 22, 2022
The admirably calm Mr Kentish added this.
It’s a view… https://t.co/zq8kEvGLZ0
— Ben Kentish (@BenKentish) August 22, 2022
Others were less magnanimous.
Holy mother of god and the baby jesus.
Please tell me that was a parody.
That CAN NOT have been a real human being.
Dont know whether to laugh or cry.
— right arm over again (@ShortFineLeg2) August 22, 2022
I’m honestly not sure if I find this funny or scary.
Holy mother of god…..🤦
— JackElphinstone. (@ElphinstoneJack) August 22, 2022
Always good to hear what the people who don't think are thinking https://t.co/w946wiokGG
— Martin Calladine (@uglygame) August 22, 2022
Fucking. Hell. https://t.co/TM2LCaPFno
— Pete 🤬 (@Sarf_London) August 22, 2022
If you need any more evidence as to why the UK is circling the toilet, get a load of this three minutes of…
…well, I'll let Pamela speak for herself… and will a relative keep her away from sharp objects, please…? https://t.co/roVScg1cIn
— David Hartin (@davehartin) August 22, 2022
Duncan Idaho had a theory.
I'll bet you anything that this caller is actually just Boris Johnson doing a funny voice. https://t.co/AzhmcenBkL
— Duncan Idaho (@SciFi_Reader) August 23, 2022
It’s far too coherent for that.
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