‘What is the stupidest thing you’ve done?’ – 23 fabulously dumb confessions
13.
‘Responded to my own craigslist ad looking for a roommate.. i literally thought “she sounds cool” and only realized after I received the email.. from myself…’
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14.
‘The girl of my dreams came back to my place after dinner and drinks, we had been friends for a long time but never a hint of anything more.
‘I was in a sleeping bag, on the floor. She told me “Hey, you can jump up under the quilt to get warm” and my response was “Oh, this sleeping bag is really warm!”
;It wasn’t until the next day that I realized what I had done … Wow. Thinking about this makes me really depressed 🙁
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15.
‘I fell asleep on a roof. A slanted roof. I rolled over. Ever have one of those dreams where you are falling?”
‘I woke up just before I hit the ground.”
geared4war
16.
‘Missed the school bus and potential rides to school one morning because I couldn’t find my backpack, eventually realized it was on my back.’
tmntnut
17.
‘Looking for my phone using the flashlight app on my phone.’
Geloni
18.
‘I woke up one night. Saw a hand on my pillow. Started to freak out, froze. Waited. Decided I’d move. Screamed and jumped when the hand moved.
‘It was my hand.’
Empty_Allocution
19.
‘Opened up a carton of orange juice and noticed it said shake well before use. Proceeded to violently shake the holy hell out of the carton as it rained vitamin C goodness over the kitchen and me.
‘Housemate walked in and asked “what the fuck is wrong with you?” as if I’d done it on purpose and was thorougly enjoying my OJ shower.’
Lridm
20.
‘I stapled my finger to see if stapling my finger was possible. can confirm, it is.’
nourryburrito
21.
‘I parked my car on an inclined road and forgot to put my handbrake up. I saw my car slowly but surely going downhill, so I attempted to stop it with my own hands.
‘The car hit me as I went under it and hit the car behind me. I ended up paying to repair my car, the other guy’s car, and my own medical bills.’
Bollaa
22.
‘I was late for work. In my haste I ran around in a hurry getting dressed, realised my long-sleeved shirt was crumpled and decided to iron it.
‘Stupidly, I decided to do it while I was still wearing it, to save time.’
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23.
‘I had diarrhea at the beach from eating seafood, and still decided to go on a long walk. I ended up stranded and found a log facing the beach to “sit” on and surreptitiously poop.
‘Covered it in the big sandbox (as it were), pulled up my bikini bottoms, and felt relief… only to stand up and realize that there was an entire family sitting on their beach house deck behind me.
‘They. Saw. Everything.’
GregariousBlueMitten
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