25 favourite funny tweets of the week
13.
I want Adele to do her own hauntingly sad version of Cotton Eyed Joe
— Lord Hugh Mungus (@PoodleSnarf) August 22, 2022
14.
Well my ex canceled the Spotify premium I was using which unfortunately means I am revoking her Dads access to my Disney +. Good guy. Hate to see him caught in the crossfire
— young tiempo (@YoungTiempo) August 24, 2022
15.
Brown sauce and Nutella with my hotel breakfast. What could possibly go wrong? pic.twitter.com/3eglMt0kXb
— Ingrid Oliver (@ingridoliver100) August 25, 2022
16.
Autocorrect can suck my dice.
— Ignacio Lopez (@comedylopez) August 25, 2022
17.
On this day in 1987, U2 released The Joshua Tree@U2 @GCPunkNewWave @NewWaveAndPunk @ViveLeRock1 @louderthanwar pic.twitter.com/J67dTsLP7z
— Scottish Post-Punk 💙 (@ScotsPostPunk) August 23, 2022
18.
Why are threesomes only for sex why can’t I join in a couples argument if I want to
— C (@HeronChe) August 20, 2022
19.
golf: the whole entire sport that could’ve been an email
— minkitypinkity ❤️ (@minkpinkustink) August 22, 2022
20.
When you're an Autumn person waiting for summer to end: pic.twitter.com/Ma7bKHE9cu
— Into The Forest Dark (@ElliottBlackwe3) August 24, 2022
21.
I don’t have time to read a “Baby on Board” bumper sticker. I am on my phone
— cam (@harleybaghdad) August 20, 2022
22.
I have never seen a genre of music so perfectly captured as the description of Coldplay as 'Mortgage Rock'.
— mms (@Danny_McMoomins) August 22, 2022
23.
Reason #1: It’s a rotary phone pic.twitter.com/fegstbt3pY
— alien skier (@clichedout) August 22, 2022
24.
last night I told my four year old I loved her and she said “I love you so much that if someone chopped your head off I’d carry it around forever in a bag”
— ely kreimendahl (@ElyKreimendahl) August 23, 2022
25.
"It's not you, it's me"
"No it's me"
"No it's me"
"No it's me"
– Spartacus breaks up with his girlfriend in front of his mates
— Craig Deeley 🇪🇺🏳️🌈 🇺🇦 (@craiguito) August 25, 2022
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25 favourite funny tweets of the week
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