Boris Johnson is on a farewell tour to highlight his achievements – no, seriously
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World record attempt to hear 'f**k off' in the most regional accents begins. https://t.co/BZ22jdTCE5
— Ross McKay (@RossMc11) August 30, 2022
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Boris Johnson's final tour of the country. pic.twitter.com/JLny0lhGHV
— IT'S YOUR DECISION, DANIEL (@MrKenShabby) August 30, 2022
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So we’re bankrupt, starving and DROWNING IN OUR OWN SHIT and Bojo decides to spend his last seven days in office LITERALLY CONGRATULATING HIMSELF.
Anyone else getting a real Fall Of The Roman Empire whiff about all this? https://t.co/9Lfmmem2Uq— Mitch Benn 🇬🇧🇪🇺 (@MitchBenn) August 30, 2022
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Poor bastard who had to put this together. Like having to do the highlights of a 0-0 between Burnley and Stoke for match of the day. https://t.co/IPTOwj4dPm
— Sam Freedman (@Samfr) August 30, 2022
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He @BorisJohnson can tour all he wants to. He leaves in disgrace.
He lied, he cheated and he betrayed the people he was sent to represent.
Only the dishonest, blinkered or unsalvageably thick regret his leaving office. https://t.co/coAtQV6Od7— Marcoooos! (@marcusbrig) August 30, 2022
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It's like watching a dog run in celebratory circles after shitting on the rug. https://t.co/GsfcSc2jOo
— That Baratheon Girl 🍷🇪🇺🌹 (@baratheongirl) August 30, 2022
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A week doesn’t seem long enough to make it to every food bank and graveyard. https://t.co/ZCOjNY7uqE
— Rich Neville (@RichNeville) August 30, 2022
Be afraid. Be very afraid.
There is no other way of viewing this other than the first bit of his campaign to replace Truss https://t.co/ZVbLq77ubq
— Adrian Weckler (@adrianweckler) August 30, 2022
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