25 favourite funny tweets of the week
13.
If you take your mother's maiden name, and your first pet's name you have undeniable proof that you need a hobby.
— Chunky Mango (@chunky_mango) September 1, 2022
14.
Parenting books have been a lifesaver, without them I’d have rings all over my coffee table
— One Awkward Mom (@oneawkwardmom) August 30, 2022
15.
no one:
moms: i was 92 pounds at my wedding
— Isabel Steckel (@IsabelSteckel) August 30, 2022
16.
The scene: The cameraman: pic.twitter.com/dTCF3bfJf6
— (@jen4PF) August 31, 2022
17.
Joined a Facebook cleaning hack page. The posts are all “To remove that stain, mix bleach with 23 mermaid tears, some flat coke, and 4 bottles of Zoflora. Apply using a unicorn horn while singing ‘Yellow’ by Coldplay, backwards, during a full moon and it’ll come right out, babe.”
— Amanda (@Pandamoanimum) September 1, 2022
18.
Ironically Where’s Wally travelled around the world to find himself.
— Olaf Falafel (@OFalafel) September 1, 2022
19.
Well that's a lot better than the pay £5 at Heathrow. pic.twitter.com/Oq7XMduYma
— Brian Moore (@brianmoore666) September 1, 2022
20.
i love when my cat pushes open the bathroom door the same way a cowboy would bust open the doors to a saloon
— xanax in a cinnabon (ali) (@xanabon) August 31, 2022
21.
Not wearing glasses anymore. I’ve seen enough
— pain (@vibinpain) August 31, 2022
22.
New drag name just landed pic.twitter.com/cYOxQ68f59
— Josh Spero (@joshspero) September 1, 2022
23.
"Oh – you thought after half an hour in boiling water I'd be ready, did you? I see. Well you'd best pull up a fucking chair, son" – Brown rice.
— Jason (@NickMotown) September 1, 2022
24.
It’s not if you live in Margate that’s miles away pic.twitter.com/wmirCTk23h
— Jamie (@jami0mckay) September 1, 2022
25.
"can you tell they're veneers?" pic.twitter.com/QIcvF3BHni
— Lil Bit 🌈 (@LizerReal) September 1, 2022
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25 favourite funny tweets of the week
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