‘What’s the best answer to being called ugly?’ – 23 stunning smackdowns

13.

‘Similar to John Oliver. Whenever someone insults him, he replies that he’s offended that that was the worst they could come up with.

‘One of my favorite lines of his was when he said “I look like a parrot working at a bank!”
Peptuck

14.

“Thanks, its a relief to know that someone like you doesnt find me attractive.”
greedthecurious

15.

‘My first construction job at 16, I was asked by a coworker, “did that hurt?”

‘Me, confused: “Did what hurt?”

‘Him: “When you got hit by the ugly stick.”

‘Me: “No, it didn’t hit me as hard as it did you.”

‘Only time in my life I had an instant response and not 5 hours later.’
5parky

16.

*aggressive fart*
R0b6n

17.

‘Agreeing. It always works.’
Longjumping_Drag2752

18.

‘Your mother didn’t mind.’
JackHammerAwesome

19.

“Thanks, I was trying to look like you today”

‘Learned that from a 6 year old girl lol :)’
StreetIndependence62

20.

‘Thank you, I hope I’m ugly enough for you not to talk to me anymore.’
PSN_GhostFrog710

21.

‘My friend told me his response from high school. He was being called fat, but I think it still applies well:

‘Girl: you’re fat

‘Friend: *looks down at his belly* wait… what? I’m fat? WHAT?!? OH MY GOD!!! I’M FAT?!?! *turns to other people* HEY GUYS! DID YOU KNOW I’M FAT??? THIS GIRL JUST TOLD ME! I HAD NO IDEA!

‘She just walked away.’
izPhil

22.

‘I’m scared to find out what that makes you.’
britishsociaIist

23.

‘Thanks, It’s actually a prank.’
Dixxon_Balls

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