You won’t read a funnier response to Center Parc’s bank holiday closure for the Queen’s funeral

John Plunkett. Updated September 14th, 2022

As you’ll already know by now, Center Parcs have performed the most undignified of reverse ferrets after initially announcing their UK parks would close for 24 hours for the Queen’s funeral.

Now people won’t have to cut short their holidays after all, although – with all facilities apparently shut – they might as well go home anyway. Unless you’ve always wanted to spend a fortune to stay in an open prison.

You can read our favourite responses to all this here. But we mention it again to highlight this particular exchange which is surely the most brutal – and fabulous – reply of the lot.

It’s by @Frantically2 on Twitter and, well, best have a read for yourself.

Bravo!

And this is exactly how much people loved it (as highlighted by @aljwhite)

This also made us laugh, to be filed under ‘childish but very funny’, courtesy of @munkeycop.

Didn’t see that coming.