25 funny tweets of the week
13.
1 year in is a distressing point in a relationship to discover that your bf doesn’t write the number 8 but draws it as one circle on top of another, “like a snowman”
— Daisy Lafarge (@daisylafarge) September 14, 2022
14.
Always strange opening an egg box and theres a little feather. Alright, mate, I don’t want your life story.
— rufus jones (@rufusjones1) September 14, 2022
15.
very insulting for a fly to buzz around your head. i do not smell that bad and even if i did i don’t deserve this!!!!!
— charlie (@chunkbardey) September 13, 2022
16.
one thing about adulthood i was not prepared for was how many cardboard boxes i'd have to breakdown and throw away all the time.
— Dadman Walking (@dadmann_walking) September 14, 2022
17.
I’m not saying I’m the best husband, but I did perfectly time placing my dirty dish in the sink just as my wife was finishing up washing the dishes.
— My Life As Dad (@milifeasdad) September 9, 2022
18.
If my mom made sequels I would be a star in The Good, The Bad and Atleast you have a great personality
— Vinod Chhaproo (@Chhapiness) September 14, 2022
19.
Absolutely devastating when you go to have your breakfast and realize you already ate it
— Katie D (@KatieDeal99) September 14, 2022
20.
🎶 I’ve had the time of my life pic.twitter.com/kazfcBsnRb
— meghan (@deloisivete) September 14, 2022
21.
Shall i compare thee to a summers day? For thou maketh me sweaty and bloody irritable
— inkedupandsonic (@sonictyrant) September 13, 2022
22.
The difference between a moist delicious pot roast and a dry inedible one is 2 soap operas and a nap.
— Emma Beasley🐝 (@JustBeingEmma) September 12, 2022
23.
I have three teenagers so every time I find one of their half empty water bottles I pour the remainder into the dogs' bowls. I always thought I was being frugal and then one day it dawned on me… I GIVE MY DOGS BOTTLED WATER
— Stabbatha Christy (@LoveNLunchmeat) September 12, 2022
24.
she’s a 10 but Excel thinks she’s October
— sophie (@netcapgirl) September 12, 2022
25.
Imagine if you had a sunflower seed as big as a laptop. That is everyday life for a hamster.
— how's annie? (@ventriclemouse) September 14, 2022
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Our 25 favourite funny tweets of the week
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