25 favourite tweets of the week
13.
Drunk job searching is so much fun…I just applied to NASA
— Trey (@treydayway) September 21, 2022
14.
Make sure your child is an annoying hipster from birth with this wooden espresso machine. pic.twitter.com/CHKbyAqpqT
— Dino Sofos (@dinosofos) September 22, 2022
15.
japan’s greatest tragedy is having the world’s best toilets and no mexican food
what’s the point of owning a ferrari if you never take it to the track
— Dōgen (@Dogen) September 21, 2022
16.
Before a PhD: I don’t know.
After a PhD: That is outside the scope of my current knowledge.
— Saahir (@saahirshafi) September 19, 2022
17.
Can’t help feeling that somewhere, aliens are holding a telethon for us
— Frankie Boyle Updates (@frankieboyle) September 22, 2022
18.
omg thanks for ending the meeting 4 minutes early and "giving me some time back" — now I can finally pursue my passions
— I hope this is satire… (@sablaah) September 20, 2022
19.
My hobbies include making it to Friday and going to bed by 11:30.
— Fulkery (@Fulkery1) September 21, 2022
20.
If god really did exist and knew everything he’d have added “Thou shalt not cheat on the box set when your partner’s not there” to his list of do’s and don’ts
— bacon popsicle 📺 (@Gupton68) September 21, 2022
21.
"this has really ruined Maroon 5 for me" – me in 2002 hearing Maroon 5 for the first time
— Andy Field (@AndyAndyField) September 21, 2022
22.
“why would i lie” gotta be top 5 lies all time
— juju 💰 (@ayeejuju) September 20, 2022
23.
why stack your tupperware when you can chunk it into the cabinet and close the door before it falls out.
— .:RiotGrlErin:. (@RiotGrlErin) September 20, 2022
24.
breakfast, the most important beer of the day pic.twitter.com/S3b6QidJNe
— Lil Bit 🌈 (@LizerReal) September 20, 2022
25.
A dead cyclops. pic.twitter.com/RlqEsdgRrt
— Sam Whyte (@SamWhyte) September 22, 2022
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