This snappy dressing question got even snappier comebacks

Poke Staff. Updated January 25th, 2024

Over on r/CleverComebacks, u/Imaginary_Animal8887 has shared a screenshot that meets the brief.

That was good, but it wasn’t the only comeback in town. Redditors had their own reasons for not dressing like that 24/7.

I dressed like this for a while and got called pretentious and weird. So I stopped dressing like this.
Homemade-sushi

Humidity and dry cleaning.
lulai_00

24/7 would be day and night. Can I be comfortable at night in bed trying to sleep at least?
revtim

What’s stopping you? Everyone calling you a pompous douche for dressing like this every day.
kaysquay

I don’t belong in a barber shop quartet.
Iswearatkids

Also that’s just way too much effort. You are lucky if I’m matching.
CoalMineInTheCanary

I don’t have a permanent metal rod up my ass to pull off that posture.
KrazieAlcihilicFlow

In fact, u/bubbaliciouswasmyfave went a little further.

I’m single, work from home and get all me groceries delivered… why the f*ck would I even get dressed?

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