25 favourite funny tweets of the week
13.
“I’d like to speak with a manager” pic.twitter.com/40IhHlWHm4
— Michael's Cat (@michaelscat2) October 3, 2022
14.
thanks google pic.twitter.com/RB6t7REsNF
— Amber Dawn (@contemplatonist) October 5, 2022
15.
he chose this pic.twitter.com/QGD0oKmiJF
— cats being weird little guys (@weirdlilguys) October 4, 2022
16.
when you hear your own voice in a video pic.twitter.com/RUGMEhh3FH
— IG: closedapp (@ih8rts) October 5, 2022
17.
Whenever there's a baby delivered in a TV show, moms are required to say, "That's not a newborn."
— A Dad Influence 🇺🇸🇫🇷🇺🇦 (@gbergan) October 3, 2022
18.
What the fuck do dogs think is happening when they get in a lift? Imagine having the level of trust in someone that you follow them into a metal box that makes robot noises for a few seconds and the entire world changes. Dogs are brilliant.
— TechnicallyRon (@TechnicallyRon) October 4, 2022
19.
pretty fucked up that my body, a chemistry lab made of meat, simply chooses to make me feel a little bit nervous for no reason
— jame (@kloogans) October 5, 2022
20.
No one is going to sit in their death bed and think, "I wish I put in more hours at the office"
They're going to think, "I wish I had corrected more people's grammar on the internet"
— Mat™️ (@futureKid) October 3, 2022
21.
Accidentally clicked on a Duolingo advert and now the owl keeps appearing in my dreams demanding blood again 🙁
— hallow-iain (@ACartoonCat) October 3, 2022
22.
my mother has a medical podcast where she self diagnoses her ailments it’s called my voicemail and it happens every morning at 9 am.
— kim (@KimmyMonte) October 2, 2022
23.
they’ll figure it out if they get hungry enough pic.twitter.com/J6LVPMcTa0
— Uncle Duke (@UncleDuke1969) October 6, 2022
24.
The BBC have declared war with Italy. pic.twitter.com/DWECQekgMi
— No Context Brits (@NoContextBrits) October 3, 2022
25.
I haven't cried since 1997, when I saw the movie Armageddon and realised Ben Affleck was going to be a big movie star.
— Benny 'Hard Candy' Rollins (@citizenkawala) October 3, 2022
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Our 25 favourite funny tweets of the week
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