25 favourite funny tweets of the week
13.
The 9yo had to build a scale model of Stonehenge for her school project.
They did not specify the exact building material to be used. pic.twitter.com/S3TG8yWR6t
— Beau (@DrBeauBeaumont) October 11, 2022
14.
If #TheOneShow music starts before a can get to the remote to switch channels… a little bit of me always dies inside.
— Reece Dinsdale (@reece_dinsdale) October 11, 2022
15.
E.T. in 1982: Hide him! No one can know!
E.T. in 2022: Pull up TikTok, fam. Let’s see if he can dance.
— Jason Goes to Hell (@benedictsred) October 12, 2022
16.
I'm here to express deep thanks to the wet tissue I just found in the wash that helpfully crushed itself into a little ball instead of exploding like glitter over the surface of every wet garment
— Lara (@Eithercryingor) October 10, 2022
17.
When the store wants to charge you for a bag. pic.twitter.com/TPUDIh8FRM
— B&S (@____B_S____) October 11, 2022
18.
My brain: Don’t worry. I’ll remember.
[1 MINUTE LATER]
My brain: So you’re not going to believe this…
— Jessie (@mommajessiec) October 9, 2022
19.
you know your life boring when you only wear work clothes & bed clothes 😭😂
— jay ✰ (@jayythewave) October 11, 2022
20.
Kinda messed up that when babies are born they don’t get properly onboarded with a welcome email or lunch with the team
— Matthew Levy (@MattLevy51) October 11, 2022
21.
Day 1 at Center Parcs. Bloke working here said he’s never seen anyone come down the rapids so fast and they’re gonna have a meeting about it and possibly contact GB Bobsleighing about me.
— Josh Pugh (@JoshPughComic) October 11, 2022
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— Jessie Gaskell (@jessiestwats) October 12, 2022
23.
if u work overtime at mcdonalds u workin a mcdouble
— ’ (@OvOBrezzzy) October 12, 2022
24.
For making myxomatoasties… pic.twitter.com/96oNCACqz0
— Flups (@TheRealFlups) October 14, 2022
25.
Today, whilst out shopping, I tried on a beautiful jacket. It was the jacket of a customer trying on another jacket and now I can never go shopping again.
— Lins (@Lins_1983) October 9, 2022
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25 favourite funny tweets of the week
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