25 favourite funny tweets of the week
13.
If you give your kids pet-naming rights, you run the risk of them naming a kitten "Steldoid." I know this now.
— Lil Bit 🌈 (@LizerReal) October 19, 2022
14.
People don’t understand bird watchers. I do it because I don’t trust birds.
— Woodrow Peel (@WoodyLuvsCoffee) October 19, 2022
15.
i can’t lose my job bc i know i would immediately try to start a band with my sister
— trash jones (@jzux) October 18, 2022
16.
Just watched my neighbour sprinkle cornflour on his allotment – the plot thickens.
— Olaf Falafel (@OFalafel) October 18, 2022
17.
How much do you reckon this is worth? (Ballpark figure) pic.twitter.com/JzJOkTGnGv
— Bobs (@_bobs__) October 19, 2022
18.
If it isn’t Sandra Bullock playing both parts, then what was the point of earth? pic.twitter.com/MYrpPRiyFz
— Jacqui (@___javoc) October 20, 2022
19.
Missed my workout yesterday which makes it four years in a row
— Dx. Moonstruck (@moonstruckinnyc) October 20, 2022
20.
The only thing better than a cancelled work meeting is a cancelled work meeting that you totally forgot to put on your calendar three weeks ago and would have inadvertently ghosted anyway
— mean things I say to myself (@meantomyself) October 19, 2022
21.
still technically true pic.twitter.com/v45ggs2zUP
— Uncle Duke (@UncleDuke1969) October 19, 2022
22.
These dogs look like they have good credit. pic.twitter.com/apmxJXWN6r
— jim rose circus (@jimrosecircus1) October 19, 2022
23.
i never delete messages just incase someone wanna lie about may 2nd, 1950
— $☃️ (@slvppy) October 19, 2022
24.
“sorry I can’t tonight I’m super busy”
me being busy: pic.twitter.com/wB2KciQ98f
— IG: closedapp (@ih8rts) October 19, 2022
25.
interviewer: what do you know about excel?
me: *closing my eyes* 24th and 12th letter of the alphabet
— john (@mrjohndarby) October 19, 2022
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25 favourite funny tweets of the week
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