25 favourite funny tweets of the week
13.
Found out that the reason we have ants in our kitchen is because I keep accidentally dropping my food on the floor. I really need to stop eating bowls of ants
— Simon Lomas (@simonlomas) October 26, 2022
14.
Me: why does my back hurt all the time?
also me sleeping every night : pic.twitter.com/Kaq8A1Kwkk
— Mickey (@mickeywon234) October 26, 2022
15.
F*cked Around & Used All My Sick Days, Now I Gotta Call In Dead
— Q (@qofdtb) October 25, 2022
16.
what if michael meyers finally spoke and his first words were "my knife" in a borat voice
— Kai (@kaicomedy) October 26, 2022
17.
How to fold a fitted sheet… pic.twitter.com/3Z1vqb1Tx0
— o̴g̴ (@Yoda4ever) October 26, 2022
18.
Scientists at Stanford University have reconstructed this 3D model of how Joseph, the husband of Mary the Mother of Jesus Christ might have looked. pic.twitter.com/zw0XOphtDk
— (@ColossusNick) October 26, 2022
19.
When a sentence is a ten-part Netflix series pic.twitter.com/TEgO00WGmG
— Sanjeev Kohli (@govindajeggy) October 27, 2022
20.
I bet everyone had that one weird uncle who taught them how to do weird stuff like forage for berries or catch upstream salmon in their mouths and sleep for 6 months at a time just like my Uncle Bear
— Grant Tanaka (@GrantTanaka) October 21, 2022
21.
my big coat watching me pick out another light jacket to wear when it’s 15 degrees in October pic.twitter.com/GuFu5Nla9U
— lucy (@LMAsaysno) October 26, 2022
22.
First day as a vampire hunter: This is easy lol
First night as a vampire hunter: oh no
— President Warren G. Harding the Vampire Slayer (@PopeAwesomeXIII) October 26, 2022
23.
Always nice to see my son’s apple return home from it’s daily school outing
— Mom Jeans (@momjeansplease) October 26, 2022
24.
Do better, Jane Austen pic.twitter.com/t2gawBCWLH
— Rob Palk (@robpalkwriter) October 27, 2022
25.
If you grew up in the 80’s, your mom has seashell shaped soaps in the bathroom you weren’t allowed to touch.
— Kelly (@kelly__le) October 27, 2022
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25 favourite funny tweets of the week
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