26 ‘Shower Thoughts’ to make you go “Huh!”
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Whoever created the tradition of not seeing the bride in the wedding dress beforehand saved countless husbands everywhere from hours of dress shopping and will forever be a hero to all men.
Yorkshire45
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An onion is the bass player of food. You would probably not enjoy it solo, but you’d miss it if it wasn’t there.
Pete7568
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Cryptic_cosmos
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Talent shows like Britain’s got talent become much more disturbing when you realise that it’s just 4 rich people dangling money in front of poor people and telling them to dance for their entertainment.
Matthiasjreb
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In one generation we went from, “Watch your mouth around grandma, she’s from a different time,” to, “Don’t mind all the stuff grandma says, she’s from a different time.”
Ellikichi
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Somebody at Google was just like “yea, just have someone drive down every road on fucking Earth”.
LifeInKernelSpace
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The spiders that live in Buckingham Palace now are probably the descendants of the spiders that lived there during Victorian times – it’s a whole parallel royal family but with spiders.
Tylerolo
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People are so amazed by the fact that every snowflake is different, but nobody cares that every potato is unique.
DukoBoss
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The first person who inhaled helium must have been so relieved when the effects wore off.
Marchillo
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The asteroid that ended the dinosaurs was technically the highest ratio of killing birds to one stone in Earth’s history.
cubosh
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If Centaurs were real, the bottom half would start walking around immediately after being born, while the top half would be all floppy for the first two years.
Odin343
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2n20
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BONUS – This seems topical.
Monopoly would be more realistic if the person with the most money got to change the rules whenever they liked.
PooperOfMoons
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Simply 17 ‘shower thoughts’ that will make you stop and think
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