Twitter has been mildly cursing Rishi Sunak – 24 funny favourites
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May you get a paper cut you don't know about until you open a bag of salt & vinegar crisps.#MildlyCurseRishiSunak
— Brónagh (@BeebsyMcA) October 30, 2022
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“May every film you try to record off TV have the news in the middle.”#MildlyCurseRishiSunak
— Dave (@hullodave) October 30, 2022
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May you have an itch on the sole of your foot while you’re driving on the motorway.#MildlyCurseRishiSunak
— She (@vikatoyah) October 30, 2022
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May every packet of crisps you open contain a dodgy green one you’re not sure if you should eat or not #MildlyCurseRishiSunak pic.twitter.com/jwS98AxTsZ
— Caroline M (@Cablebow) October 30, 2022
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May all your contactless transactions compel you to enter the PIN number.#MildlyCurseRishiSunak
— No Turd Left Unstoned (@OftenBewlidered) October 30, 2022
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May every time you hear the start of Under Pressure it is in fact Ice Ice Baby #MildlyCurseRishiSunak
— Ally (@MrAllyJam) October 30, 2022
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May you catch your jumper on every door handle that you pass.#MildlyCurseRishiSunak
— Jo Franks (@jo_the_hat) October 30, 2022
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May every episode of Frasier you watch include Daphne’s family #MildlyCurseRishiSunak
— Nick (@NickHoyle1) October 30, 2022
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May your email ever be missing its aforementioned attachment #MildlyCurseRishiSunak
— Stan Pitt-Marsh (@StanPitt) October 30, 2022
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May a new red sock or t-shirt find its way into the laundry with your white shirts, dyeing them all slightly pink. #MildlyCurseRishiSunak
— Rachel 🎶🎶🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️🇺🇦 (@Angel_Rc22) October 30, 2022
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'May your robovac always miss a spot by the doorway' pic.twitter.com/zFwLTixVMK
— Matho (@MathoInc) October 30, 2022
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May your black biro run out halfway through writing a birthday card and you can only find a blue one. #MildlyCurseRishiSunak
— Teresa #GTTO #FBPE 💙 (@11ventris) October 30, 2022
Some hit a little harder –
May you be Put in power with no mandate, a divided party, and 30% behind in the polls with no money to buy off the public before the next election.
— (@NeilPollyTicks) October 30, 2022
May you look back on your life in old age and realise what awful, heartless people you and your mates were towards the people you were elected to protect. Also, some problem with ketchup or losing your keys. #MildlyCurseRishiSunak
— GlennyRodge (@GlennyRodge) October 30, 2022
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