People have been sharing their ‘favourite British insults’ – 27 fabulous homegrown takedowns

15.

‘C-nt.’
Kevin_the_circle

16.

‘Not heard so much these days but “berk” is a retro favourite of mine.’
Striking_Employer888

17.

‘Pillock.’
I-deeply-Love-Cars

18.

‘Kind regards.’
curious_trashbat

19.

‘Prick.’
itchyfrog

20.

‘Nob head. It’s just so versatile.’
9DAN2

21.

‘Wet wipe.’
appealtoreason00

22.

‘Numpty.’
DMCM06

23.

‘Thick as mince.’
notasocialkinda

24.

‘When I was a apprentice the bloke I worked with used to refer to me as “a useless barrel of monkey spunk”. I think he liked me really. Edit to add another of his pet terms for me. “A dolls head”. Really miss the bloke.’
Connect-Station-2404

25.

‘Spanner / fucking plank.’
Masanari212

26.

‘Working with kids for years, I’ve learned that most foodstuffs make effective but child-friendly insults. My favourite is “you banana”.

‘Works surprisingly well on adults too, as people try to work out whether they can be offended or not.’
KromatiKat

27.

‘Any word that has Absolute before it. Works with anything but here are my faves:

“You absolute melt.” “You absolute weapon.” “You absolute broomstick.”
cherrycolabomb

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All of these lines are straight and it’s sending people’s brains into meltdown

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