Our 25 favourite funny tweets of the week
13.
Mom: did you get an A on your spanish test
Me: C
Mom: okay mr mexico
— John Kennedy (@FrazzleMyGimp) November 2, 2022
14.
Imagine dating, falling in love, getting married, having kids, and only then realizing that the person you chose is literally incapable of whispering
— I Hide From My Kids (@IHideFromMyKids) November 1, 2022
15.
me: finally we have some savings built up again
our dryer: oh that's so awes- *dies*
— Dadman Walking (@dadmann_walking) November 1, 2022
16.
Hear me out. A captcha that won’t let you on the internet until you show that you know the difference between and .
— bacon popsicle (@Gupton68) November 3, 2022
17.
wife: *from the kitchen* sweetie, where are the coffee filters?
me: pic.twitter.com/EDrKI0Esm0
— an engy human (@English_Channel) October 29, 2022
18.
I got laid off from Twitter this morning with no notice. I was the lead engineer responsible for your TL being full of explicit content but only when you are at work, around your parents, or in public spaces.
— Fomo Simpson (@HaliPhacks) November 3, 2022
19.
Murder She Wrote but it's me investigating really mundane, petty office crimes like who didn't refill the Keurig with water in HR or who pilfered Brenda's hazelnut creamer just to bolster hostility
— McErin☘️ (@colleen_eileen) November 3, 2022
20.
Back when we were kids we had to be tough. I died once when I was 5, and my mom made me walk it off. pic.twitter.com/DFZUb95OPh
— jim rose circus (@jimrosecircus1) November 3, 2022
21.
Why are angles, temperature, burns, murder, and education all measured in the same unit?
— pat++ (@patsatweetin) October 31, 2022
22.
Adrian Chiles clearly not burdened high expectations. #r4today pic.twitter.com/KJ12J1vmDF
— Paul (@greasydunlop) November 3, 2022
23.
Poster on the Underground for “Saw: The Experience”…who watched those films and was like “I would like to experience this, ideally I would pay money for it.”
— Mollie Goodfellow (@hansmollman) November 3, 2022
24.
Overheard a university student say “Arctic Monkeys were my dad’s favourite band when I was little.” The passage of time is relentless, unfathomable, cruel, and unforgiving.
— Matt Farr (@philosofarr) November 3, 2022
25.
Diet tip: With lurpak so pricey I bought a supermarket own brand butter and now I eat less toast cos it's not as nice.
— Andy Ryan (@ItsAndyRyan) November 2, 2022
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25 favourite funny tweets of the week
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