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19 Funny Fake Twitter Verification Facts
Twitter verification is very much a trending topic right now, with Elon Musk’s plans for charging for the service causing widespread consternation amongst tweeters – including Stephen King.
The blue tick used to mean “I’m the real thing” or “I’m willing to stand by what I say and put my real name to it”, or “I’ve contributed to the discourse” or “I’m probably worth paying attention to”.
Soon it’ll mean nothing except “I’m kissing Elon’s balls”.
— Mitch Benn 🇬🇧🇪🇺 (@MitchBenn) November 6, 2022
So, it made a lot of sense for Sunday night’s Hashtag Roundup challenge to be verification-themed.
#FakeTwitterVerificationFacts is this week's @HashFakeFacts hosted by @bigmacher @ReynardCity @OhWhelm pic.twitter.com/C2dTGxUvQb
— Hashtag Roundup (@HashtagRoundup) November 6, 2022
It caught tweeters’ attention and their posts caught ours.
1.
If you order now, Elon will double your verification pic.twitter.com/KU8Aeq6NUc
— Dan Gerous, Inc.🐷🍻 (@Anythingpork) November 6, 2022
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Twitter Verification is now the pumpkin spice of social media verification. Overpriced, anyone can get it, & it'll probably be discontinued after the holidays.— Matt Pritchett 📸🤖♿️ (@CrankyCyborg) November 6, 2022
3.
One lucky verified tweeter gets a trip to Mars! #FakeTwitterVerificationFacts
— Mark Rīter (@MarkRiter) November 6, 2022
4.
#FakeTwitterVerificationFacts Having that blue check means you get to cast a second ballot in all elections. pic.twitter.com/Yg4EI8UFIU
— One Crusty Bastard 🐀 (@CrustysRevenge) November 6, 2022
5.
Charging some users a nominal monthly fee is more than enough to offset the loss of advertising revenue and guarantees a quick return on a $44 billion investment#FakeTwitterVerificationFacts
— Go Bills! Go Sabres! Let's Go, Buffalo! (@SethFromThe716) November 6, 2022
6.
#FakeTwitterVerificationFacts if you complete Netflix, you’ll get verified pic.twitter.com/aPdG3ivej9
— ꠸ꪻ’ᦓ ꪑꪊꪀꪖ ꫀꫝ! ᒿ.ᦲ (@CanadianMuna2) November 6, 2022
7.
#FakeTwitterVerificationFacts If you pay a stars 8 dollar fee you become their Twitter understudy.
— Paul Boxshall (@Superbokka) November 6, 2022
8.
#FakeTwitterVerificationFacts The blue check mark comes with a manual pic.twitter.com/0d10okVOBX
— Golden I 🇺🇦🔎🌊🏈🏀⚾🎱🏃🏿♂️🏋🏿♂️🎶🎟️🔭 (@Gldni7007) November 6, 2022
9.
Your most liked tweet goes in the Twitter hall of fame and you get a trophy too. #FakeTwitterVerificationFacts pic.twitter.com/R7zkKMiSaP
— Jamie- Uglee Truth Podcast (@theugleetruth) November 6, 2022
10.
You get a free Parker Pen just for enquiring #FakeTwitterVerificationFacts pic.twitter.com/Hcrlrg1MV7
— Kevin Johns (@Berlinseshdmtv) November 6, 2022
11.
The first signups to the blue tick verification include Irma Fakename, Mr C. Onartist, Mr S Ucker and Kanye West #FakeTwitterVerificationFacts
— Rob Turner (@ReynardCity) November 6, 2022