15 times ‘God Creating Animals’ made Twitter a happier place
10.
God: you’re a turtle.
Turtle: what’s my origin story?
God: uh-this is.
Turtle: boring. we need a rewrite.
God: w-what?
Turtle: I have 3 brothers.
God:
Turtle: I love pizza.
God:
Turtle: a rat raised me.
God: are you ok?
Turtle: [Keanu Reeves voice] I know kungfu!
— God Creating Animals (@GodAnimalBooks) May 11, 2022
11.
God: you’re a monkey.
Monkey: what does that mean?
God: you live in a tree with your entire family.
Monkey: sounds crowded.
God: it is.
Monkey: oh.
God: and you just scream at each all day.
Monkey:
God:
Monkey: [under breath] this is bananas.
God: d-do you like bananas?
— God Creating Animals (@GodAnimalBooks) October 31, 2022
12.
God: you’re a coyote.
Coyote: ok! what street did you grow up on?
God: Heavenly Way.
Coyote: what about your first pets name?
God: Sprinkles : )
Coyote: awww last four of your social?
God: 0001, why?
Coyote: no reason.
[later]
Coyote: [to Acme] I wanna buy rocket skates.
— God Creating Animals (@GodAnimalBooks) September 21, 2022
13.
God: i’ve put together a team of baby animals.
Puppy: why?
God: the humans will see you and feel better.
Puppy: who’s on it?
God: you, kitten, baby duck, baby sea turtle & baby panda.
Puppy: what are we called?
God: the Awwvengers.
Puppy: [happy bark] Awwvengers Assemble!
— God Creating Animals (@GodAnimalBooks) December 29, 2021
14.
God: you're a rat.
Rat: yay!
God: you can manipulate the humans by pulling their hair.
Rat: omg really?
God: yep. it's a built in cheat code so you can dominate them.
Rat: [happy gasp] i'm gonna make them cook me food.
God: no that's not what I me-
Rat: sooo much food : )
— God Creating Animals (@GodAnimalBooks) June 15, 2022
15.
God: you’re a sheep.
Sheep: can I have a fabulous wooly coat?
God: no-a group of you is called a herd.
Sheep: how many in a herd?
God: let’s count…1 sheep.
Sheep:
God: [yawn] 2 sheep.
Sheep:
God: 3 she-zzzzz.
Sheep: [pushing fabulous wooly coat button on God’s desk].
— God Creating Animals (@GodAnimalBooks) May 9, 2022
BONUS – With Boy George currently languishing in the I’m a Celebrity jungle, this felt almost topical.
God: you’re a chameleon.
Chameleon: actually I’m a karma chameleon.
God: what does that mean?
Chameleon: I come and go.
God: you come and go?
Chameleon: [nods] I come and go.
— God Creating Animals (@GodAnimalBooks) September 30, 2022
The funny conversations aren’t confined to Twitter. In fact, Charles, with illustrator Brian Russell, @TheUnderfold, has written two popular books – God Creates a Snake and God Creates Penguins.
You can find out more about the God Creating Animals books and merchandise on the website.
Oh – and if you enjoy God Creating Animals, you might like to follow Charles’ other account, NewDadNotes.
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