25 favourite funny tweets of the week
13.
Wall-E, the tragic last picture… pic.twitter.com/dXmkFT0VoL
— Ben Turner Comedian (@benturnercomedy) November 17, 2022
14.
Some know-it-all doctor on TV earlier, claiming there’s “no such thing as a super food”
Err.. it’s written on the fucking packaging, mate. pic.twitter.com/xQujKYpZbD
— Jason (@NickMotown) November 14, 2022
15.
My wife inexplicably waited to the last minute to tell me that my kids have dance class today.
So annoying when she does this every week.
— My Life As Dad (@milifeasdad) November 16, 2022
16.
When you mention you haven't eaten yet to your nan. pic.twitter.com/l9LfmIz7h2
— ⒿⒶⓀ ℎ (@TheLittleWaster) November 14, 2022
17.
My value add: saying “thanks guys” at the end of a call after not speaking the entire meeting
— Kendall Roy, Analyst 1 (@RoyCoCEO) November 15, 2022
18.
horrible news. been starting my days with 20-30 min of light yoga and unfortunately it really makes a difference, mentally and physically. i’m so sorry
— Sydney Battle (@SydneyBattle) November 15, 2022
19.
Just heard Bear Grylls on Louis Theroux saying he doesn't call it an 'alarm clock' he calls it an 'opportunity clock' and I think I could use my vagina as sandpaper now
— Alexandra Haddow (@MissAHaddow) November 16, 2022
20.
I grew up in the 70s. We had shag carpet, wood panelling and polyester pants. It takes very little to “wow” me now
— Lord Hugh Mungus (@PoodleSnarf) November 16, 2022
21.
Parenting hack: Get arrested for peeing in public and you’ll never have to drop off/pick up your kids at school
— Bathtub Jin (@EdgarPoop1) November 16, 2022
22.
Leave Twitter just because it’s lacking infrastructure and is terribly understaffed?
Babe, I’m a public school teacher 😅
— The Madwoman in the Classroom (@heymrsbond) November 15, 2022
23.
her: who’s ur favorite vampire
me: that one on Sesame Street
her: he doesn’t count
me: i assure u he does, Jen
— alien 45 days til Christmas skier (@clichedout) November 15, 2022
24.
Adult friendships be like "I miss you,” ….lets hang out in March
— Nicole (@Nicoleally_) November 16, 2022
25.
Tried to create a relaxing atmosphere in my statistics practical today by putting on a YouTube fireplace video but there are about 8 large screens on the walls in the room so instead it looked like we were all in hell
— Dr. Megan Petersdorf (@meganpetersdorf) November 14, 2022
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Our 25 favourite funny tweets of the week
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