Our 25 Favourite Funny Tweets of the Week
13.
Nice try unknown number, I don’t even answer calls from people I know.
— Introvert Problems (@IntrovertProbss) November 20, 2022
14.
sometimes the jokes write themselves pic.twitter.com/Gl9c0rjRYL
— Jim Pickard (@PickardJE) November 23, 2022
15.
Looks like they finally started making teen mannequins. pic.twitter.com/3E8YcehzHx
— Jayne Sharp (@Jaynesharp) November 24, 2022
16.
does anyone else find when you’re cooking beans on toast all the juice runs out of the toaster
— Toby Earle 🇺🇦 (@TobyonTV) November 24, 2022
17.
babe you wanna come over and watch this 40 minute video of someone power washing an old persian rug?
— michael (@FilledwithUrine) November 23, 2022
18.
[at a posh party]
"So, what do you do?"
"I'm a financier."
"Really? What do you specialise in?"
"Pinigeons, mainly".— GlennyRodge (@GlennyRodge) November 24, 2022
19.
posting a single "lol" in the groupchat while everyone's riffing pic.twitter.com/JlwmMMS6DX
— puds (@havingalaugh) November 22, 2022
20.
Everything my cousins know about me is based on info from when I was like 8. "So are you still super into Thomas the Tank Engine?" Bro I'm a full ass adult. I have a job, I pay bills. Are you serious? But yeah I still am pretty into Thomas.
— Ron Iver (@ronnui_) November 24, 2022
21.
Once upon a time I was falling in love
But now I'm only falling apart
There's nothing I can do… pic.twitter.com/WULaME33uM— Olaf Falafel (@OFalafel) November 23, 2022
22.
friend: I want to make casserole but the dish is dirty
guy about to invent stuffing: *staring at the turkey's ass* ok hear me out
— Adam Cerious (@Browtweaten) November 24, 2022
23.
me telling my mom a secret:
my mom the next day: pic.twitter.com/7Kx5RVRGge
— Invis🍒 (@invis4yo) November 23, 2022
24.
[SPELLING BEE]
“Your word is HOTELIER”
“Can you use it in a sentence?”
“My hotel is hotelier than yours”— Craig Deeley 🇪🇺🏳️🌈 🇺🇦 (@craiguito) November 24, 2022
25.
Try and stop me granddad! pic.twitter.com/Y7YnNcL80g
— Matthew Highton (@MattHighton) November 24, 2022
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