What’s the funniest reason you’ve been called to pick your child up from school? – 19 of the best/worst
11.
Kid took a jar of sugar to school and at recess was handing out handfuls of it to the other kids.
After a while a teacher noticed came over and asked what they were eating my kids said I don’t know we just found it, teacher freaked out grab the jar of white powdery substance picked up my kid and ran to the nurse.
Long story short I had to talk to the fire department and the police to get the mess all sorted out.
EmeraldDouchebag69
12.
My daughter brought our cat to school.
ReadyDirector9
13.
High School (grade 9 or 10) my son wore penis-shaped slippers to school. Sad part is his Nana (my mother-in-law) gave them to him.
woodbarber
14.
Got bit by a gopher. You cant make this up.
wentzr1976
15.
kyzersoze84
Via
16.
I got a call that he was on the roof. He climbed the playset and somehow got onto the roof of the building. I had to leave work and go convince him to come down.
MaggieMews
17.
My parents got called because when I was 11 we had a visiting priest open the floor to questions at school. The subjects discussed included marriage. I stuck up my hand and asked “If my parents get divorced, are they still brother and sister?”
rtangwai
18.
Rock stuck in my daughter’s nose. They couldn’t get it out.
AccomplishedNewt596
19.
My son was in second grade and he got a demerit for farting. It wasn’t the actual fart that got to the merit, it was his response.
The teacher asked “What will you do next time to make sure this doesn’t happen again?” and my son answered ”Next time I fart in class, I won’t laugh as loud and get a demerit!”
ok-fishing-6604
BONUS
It’s not funny til the end, but my daughter was in pre-k at the time. They had a nap time but one day she wouldn’t wake up. The teachers were making jokes and trying to get her to wake up.
After a while they panicked and ran her to the nurse. She was breathing just not waking up. They then called 911 who came and they did the salt stick and she wasn’t responding. Then she just woke up. They were so confused on what had happened that they brought her to the hospital to run some tests. They found nothing.
She later told me she was in a deep sleep but woke up and just kept faking it. This girl took the salt stick 3 times and didn’t react. This child…
One_mirror8458
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This must be a strong contender for Worst School Lunch Policy in the World
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