25 favourite funny tweets about dating

13.

after my day job i have to clock into the evening shift of maintaining 25 of the driest hinge conversations of all time for some reason

— Kendall (@Kenny___Rose) November 21, 2022

14.

"there's plenty of fish in the sea"

the fish: pic.twitter.com/fP0pXqkHY2

— Abel (@AkumaBelial) November 27, 2022

15.

I'm 53 and I spend my free time building Lego kits, model railways, and coding ZX Spectrum games. I tell my girlfriend that its therapy for my PTSD but really it's because I can't be arsed going to the pub with her Brexity Tory friends.

— Fesshole 🧻 (@fesshole) November 19, 2022

16.

went on a date with a really great guy so we headed back to his place. once we get there it’s a parallel parking sitch. he got out and stood on the curb directing me. this man watched 15 failed attempts and didn’t offer to do it for me so i drove off and went home to my plants.

— .:RiotGrlErin:.(COMMISIONS OPEN) (@RiotGrlErin) August 11, 2021

17.

Imagine you went on a few dates with a lad right, it’s all going well, he’s not a Tory or a sex pest and you go back to his and he goes to lock the door and you go in his room and that’s on the bed pic.twitter.com/s2lsXNCFrB

— Emma (@scousepie) June 28, 2020

18.

I’ve heard some bad date stories in my time but a friend’s just told me she went on a date with a guy who honestly talked about the price of tea bags for about ten minutes…. 🤦🏻‍♀️😴😴😴🤣 Tickled me.

— Jemma Forte (@jemmaforte) August 27, 2021

19.

me after oversharing on the first date pic.twitter.com/9KUSn1Jxvq

— gordon (@gordonramashray) November 18, 2022

20.

○ single
○ dating
◉ waiting for someone to give me an annotated copy of my favorite book

— aeraaa⋆.ೃ࿔*:･EXAMS (@bookaddictaera) July 2, 2022

21.

I know dating apps aren’t “games” but I think you should earn little coins every time you avoid a trap or dodge a bad guy or unlock a new level

— Sara K. Runnels (@omgskr) June 21, 2022

22.

a tip for the fellas: Whenever you match with a girl on tinder tell her she has a wide ribcage they love that

— tyler (@tyler02020202) November 26, 2022

23.

Free dating app bio: Looking for a man who wants to undo my bra not my rights

— Sara K. Runnels (@omgskr) July 6, 2022

24.

Boys who list themselves as “moderate” on Hinge pic.twitter.com/oZh9bTll4L

— Zach Fisch (@ZachFisch) November 25, 2022

25.

babe can I study on our first date and cry to you about my academic pressure

— ananzz (@ananyaaryaaa) November 26, 2022

Here’s some genuine wisdom from Ginny Hogan, for those considering downloading a dating app.

Dating apps do not make dating easier. They make getting a first date easier, but then, after that, you are still yourself.

— Ginny Hogan_ (@ginnyhogan_) June 30, 2022

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