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This tale of a coffee lover who upgraded their machine is a hilarious caffeine-fuelled rollercoaster ride

You don’t have to like coffee to enjoy this tale, but it probably helps.

It’s a story shared on the corner of Reddit called ‘TIFU’ – ‘Today I F-cked Up’ – of a coffee lover who decided to upgrade their machine, only to realise that what they thought they’d been enjoying wasn’t coffee at all.

Well, not proper coffee. And it’s a fabulous caffiene-fuelled rollercoaster ride.

Bean there, done that.

‘You have experienced poophoria.’
ThisOneForRants

‘One time I was out of coffee at home, and decided to brew a pot using instant coffee instead of regular grounds.

‘Don’t ever do that.’
Cant_think__of_one

‘Prepare to feel your scalp, VIVIDLY, for the next few hours.’
RepairManActionHero

‘… and here I am just randomly dumping unmeasured coffee grounds in a $14 drip machine using water straight from the tap …’
CLE-Mosh

‘Same. And I like it. Getting in to anything to this extent (coffee, wine, whiskey) sounds stressful as fuck to me. I like all those things, and I know when I like a glass/cup and when I don’t. But that’s enough for me.’
Saxon2060

‘My beloved cat passed away yesterday, and this is the first thing that made me laugh and smile, good job!’
dont_have_any_idea

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