25 favourite funny tweets of the week
13.
I think it's high time Wile E Coyote wrote his memoir. Anecdotes about all the courtroom compensation battles with Acme. Plus all the crazy things that went wrong during filming.
— Justin Lewis ([email protected]) (@WhenIsBirths) December 1, 2022
14.
Don't fall for the 'Deep-fry your money in batter' investment plan – that's how I frittered away my savings.
— Olaf Falafel (@OFalafel) December 1, 2022
15.
this is why i don't like sharing a spotify with my mom😭😭😭 pic.twitter.com/igfojTmQQ6
— tyler🤍 (@dwdrryluvrr) November 30, 2022
16.
My shower gel is £1 but my washing up liquid is £2. Why am I spending twice as much to clean my plates as I am to clean myself? We're both covered in the same pasta sauce.
— Martin Pilgrim (@MartinPilgrim1) November 30, 2022
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“Yeah I had breakfast today”
The breakfast: pic.twitter.com/KCjSoRqhuI
— Invis🍒 (@invis4yo) November 30, 2022
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i’ve been forced to watch some football recently and i really think they should consider editing the matches to have confessionals from the players like in reality tv shows. would be way more interesting
— shar (@sharloola) December 1, 2022
19.
I had a nightmare that I found a hidden room in my house that had two refrigerators with freezers full of cheese. That may seem like a great dream but you try waking up to zero freezers full of cheese and see how you feel.
— Erin the Badonkmas Elf (@Mom_Overboard) December 1, 2022
20.
Rating every movie I watch with how many minutes I last without looking at my phone.
— Jennay Gump 🦐 🍫 👟 (@jovialjennay) December 1, 2022
21.
The real walk of shame is the walk between the shop and your car with a carton of boxed wine in each hand.
— Barely Baked Beans (@BarelyBeans) December 1, 2022
22.
Spotify Wrapped but for Parenting.
* You argued with children about brushing their teeth or showering 1,687 times
* Your top thing to listen to was kids complaining about what's for dinner
* You heard "MOM" or "DAD" a total of 216,417 times
* Your #1 coping mechanism is Drinking— Rodney Lacroix (@RodLacroix) December 1, 2022
23.
Ah don’t care I thought it was funny. pic.twitter.com/qEogRpBC2a
— Dr William McGovern (@GovernWilliam) November 30, 2022
24.
Hello, @nationalrailenq. This man is sitting in my reserved seat and refuses to move, saying he has a ticket to ride. Please investigate. pic.twitter.com/bsh9qaOH6t
— No Context Brits (@NoContextBrits) November 30, 2022
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my favorite 19th century British poet pic.twitter.com/GGELyOqwDF
— Uncle Duke (@UncleDuke1969) November 30, 2022
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Our 25 Favourite Funny Tweets of the Week
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