25 Favourite Funny Tweets of the Week
13.
Just found out husband has been getting toddler to listen to Tom Waits by telling him it's the Cookie Monster
— Kate Havard Rozansky (@KateHavard) December 5, 2022
14.
Me: No serial killer would ever lure me into their murder van. I'm too smart for that.
Murderer: pic.twitter.com/BtTQHd7SQK
— Raj Patel (@__rajpatel_) December 3, 2022
15.
The restricted items at an airport remind me of our cupboard under the kitchen sink in 1978 pic.twitter.com/gLVZH947cs
— Kate Robbins (@KateRobbins) December 6, 2022
16.
I mean, I'm not blaming Daft Punk, but shit really hit the fan since they broke up.
— Sara Wren (@sarawrencomedy) December 2, 2022
17.
i've actually eaten the fruit I brought into the office, going to mark this day in my diary
— Tom Davidson (@TomDavidson09) December 5, 2022
18.
Europe, 1918-23: pic.twitter.com/8ft3UGhBkc
— Fergus Butler-Gallie (@_F_B_G_) December 7, 2022
19.
Received a blackmail letter this morning and UGH, CHOOSE A FONT
— Moose Allain Ꙭ (@MooseAllain) December 8, 2022
20.
I’m not at all sure NASA has thought this through pic.twitter.com/KD4BspGhMw
— Rebecca Fachner (@rebecca_fachner) December 6, 2022
21.
I've been reading a book called 'the A to Z of Fruit'.
I'm almost up to date.— Alf (Christmas Single out Now!!!) (@whoelsebutalf) December 7, 2022
22.
picture of a crisp tenner (the camera adds ten pounds lol) pic.twitter.com/P5GyyCv2TY
— Little Baby Idiot (@andywattscomedy) December 7, 2022
23.
I’m 37 years old and I run a £0 portfolio of companies. This is my daily routine: pic.twitter.com/KW5vNQVd4A
— Kirsty Sedgman (@KirstySedgman) December 7, 2022
24.
When an episode of Scooby Doo becomes the title of the autobiography you always hoped you’d write pic.twitter.com/HISZDPIC0r
— Craig Deeley 🇪🇺🏳️🌈 🇺🇦 (@craiguito) December 6, 2022
25.
Ratatouille is the name of the food. The rat is called doctor ratatouille
— Benny Feldman (@Feldfrog) December 7, 2022
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