Our 25 Favourite Funny Tweets of the Week
13.
I have absolutely zero sympathy for the villain’s henchmen. You can’t keep ignoring your boss evil-laughing all the time and be cool with it because you’re getting medical insurance.
— Lord Vulgaris, my holly jolly ass🎄 (@VulgarisInsanis) December 14, 2022
14.
My husband texted me from work to ask if our son’s cough was wet or dry and I was like whoa whoa whoa, there’s only room for one fake doctor in this family
— Anna (@AnnaDoesntWant2) December 14, 2022
15.
WIFE: You need to quit with the condescending comments. You're on a slippery slope with me.
ME: It's called a piste, Sharon.
— FᎪᎢ ᏩᎪNᎠᎪᏞF (@sofarrsogud) December 14, 2022
16.
— Mark Watson (actual) (@watsoncomedian) December 14, 2022
17.
8AM before 7AM on
your 9-5 your day off pic.twitter.com/on0JJ4a9Hr— Invis🍒 (@invis4yo) December 14, 2022
18.
I'm still hoping sushi is going to be exposed as a long running practical joke.
— Sam Whyte (@SamWhyte) December 15, 2022
19.
Hold my calls pic.twitter.com/DwHUTJe2my
— beetle moses (@beetlemoses) December 15, 2022
20.
This fella’s partner seriously needs to moisturise. pic.twitter.com/zIuuAusTNy
— Benjamin Gordon Cooper (@BenjaminGCooper) December 13, 2022
21.
🎵 Your own
Inflatable Jesus
Someone to fill with air
Someone who cares 🎶 pic.twitter.com/LoOqBMGVsZ— Alistair Coleman (@alistaircoleman) December 15, 2022
22.
Some of you are calling yourself British but I haven't seen you complain about the weather once.
Curious…
— The Sweaty Gardener (@SweatyGardener) December 14, 2022
23.
Whoever first said "I'm in a pickle" must have had the weirdest day.
— Cat From Nowhe®e (@kv8) December 15, 2022
24.
My Yaris goes much faster than Sonic The Hedgehog! Yet Sonic inexplicably remains much more popular than me, even among members of my own family.
— Andy Churnwell (@churnwell) December 11, 2022
25.
Writer of the first thesaurus
– I'm calling it the Thesaurus.
– Why?
– I can't think of anything better.
— Jack Boot (@IamJackBoot) December 15, 2022
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25 Favourite Funny Tweets of the Week
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