100 Funniest Tweets of 2022 (Part 1)
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This is the most optimistic shit I’ve seen in my entire life. pic.twitter.com/Ttt9IsZWJE
— Bruna (@pumpkinspicebru) March 15, 2022
27.
Took me until I was like 30 to understand “operate heavy machinery” meant cars. I thought you weren’t supposed to take Xanax and work the line at the cannery.
— Jaya Saxena (@jayasax) March 15, 2022
28.
My retirement plan is the world ending in ten years
— LIVE NOW TWITCH.TV/ (@_Papaglitch_) March 20, 2022
29.
For a horrible moment I thought he was in his pants pic.twitter.com/z8Fg8MASNz
— The Holly & the Ivan (@hellothisisivan) March 19, 2022
30.
School is like ok lemme get you up to speed on all the wars you missed before you go to your job forever
— Sam Taggart (@samttaggart) March 22, 2022
31.
When you’re insulting Alan but you’ve run out of insults. pic.twitter.com/rns5yZ2KzL
— cluedont (@cluedont) March 30, 2022
32.
going to the gym to say ooooohhh big stretch at everyone like they’re a cat
— rachel (@seasonal_menu) March 23, 2022
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They only drink to forget pic.twitter.com/i7txus77h8
— Sam Whyte (@SamWhyte) April 1, 2022
34.
“The Gas Bill” oil on canvas 2022 pic.twitter.com/oh5tvoGeST
— Shaun (@odellshaun) April 1, 2022
35.
The Matrix (1385) pic.twitter.com/TemUoFE5bq
— Paul (@bingowings14) April 10, 2022
36.
On all the US dating reality shows they’re always like “I want to find someone who challenges me and helps me grow as a person” and like who would want that, why don’t you calm down and just want someone who hands you a little plate of snacks while you watch your tv shows
— Mollie Goodfellow (@hansmollman) April 10, 2022
37.
I’m getting annoyed with people moaning about the cost of things. £2.50 for a coffee, £1.75 for a tea, £2.25 for a cupcake. If I hear any more complaints I’ll stop inviting people round.
— 🦌Trudolph🦌 (@Trudski2012) April 8, 2022
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— Joe Baiamonte (@JoeBaia) April 10, 2022
39.
I totally meant the entire screen of my phone to be included on the canvas. Thankful photo place shared my vision. pic.twitter.com/T5GW4euJF8
— Shaparak Khorsandi 🌻💙💛 (@ShappiKhorsandi) April 23, 2022
40.
That’s a dog. pic.twitter.com/WMAr0ms767
— Sooz Kempner🐀 (@SoozUK) May 5, 2022
41.
– maybe you should drink less and do a bit more exercise.
– maybe you should care less and do a bit more f**king off… pic.twitter.com/LlTb1Cjj74— forest fr1ends (@forest_fr1ends) May 8, 2022
42.
Saturday nights, 9:30. A brand new crime fighting duo comes to BBC1 this summer. pic.twitter.com/EqCnED1ZBl
— Harry Flowers (@HrryFlwrs) May 10, 2022
43.
theres only 4 vegan sausage rolls left in this greggsand the two ppl in front of me have mullets im literally sweating
— Meg 🚩 (@mxgbx) May 12, 2022
44.
The power of Crufts compels you. pic.twitter.com/6poZ4UuBqC
— Sarah Dempster (@Dempster2000) May 12, 2022
45.
I hate when you wash clothes and your duvet cover at the same time and the clothes all end up inside the duvet cover and you take it out and feel like a big stupid giant who is running away from home in the rain.
Therapist: You know it’s £90 for these sessions, right?
— Rhys James (@rhysjamesy) May 17, 2022
46.
The writer Ernest Hemingway was once challenged to write the saddest story that could be told in only six words. He thought for a time, then simply wrote: pic.twitter.com/NJolTXBUzO
— Ivo Graham (@IvoGraham) May 16, 2022
47.
i won’t rest until we get a netflix category where we can be on our phones and still understand the plot.
— .:RiotGrlErin:.(COMMISIONS OPEN) (@RiotGrlErin) May 29, 2022
48.
“We have an idea for a video game. Picture a big gorilla on top of some metal framing hurling barrels at a plumber.”
That could not make any less sense. What’s the gorillas first name
“Donkey”
— Boog (@bewgtweets) May 30, 2022
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If you serve your kids frozen pizza or chicken nuggets for dinner, you’re a terrible parent. I don’t care how busy you are–find the time to microwave that shit.
— Henpecked Hal (@HenpeckedHal) June 2, 2022
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