People are sharing the worst workplace phrases – 19 total game-changers
As many people head back to work, they’re having to face once again the horrors of corporate jargon – not to mention the possibility of Dave from HR using their favourite mug.
That’s why this question from the hugely funny VeryBritishProblems was perfectly timed.
There were many excellent suggestions, but these jumped out at us.
1.
I thought we could do some blue sky thinking
— Rachel Hawkins (@ourrachblogs) January 4, 2023
2.
"There's isn't a right or wrong way of doing this…"
Oh you bet there are wrong ways to do this and someone's going to find every disastrous one of them. There's often more than one right answer but that's a different matter— Meirion Jones (@MeirionTweets) January 4, 2023
3.
‘Let’s circle back.’
— Helen Robertson (@HelenCRobertson) January 4, 2023
4.
'Thinking outside the box'
— Cagil M. Kasapoglu (@CagilKasapoglu) January 4, 2023
5.
"Teamwork makes the dream work"
— Shane Wilkinson (@WilkiWheels) January 4, 2023
6.
Definitely ‘reach out’. Use the following flow chart to put a stop to it. pic.twitter.com/kF0b1r6g4y
— Prof AC Wailing🇪🇺 #FBPE #HDTV 350% #PARODY (@AcWailing) January 4, 2023
7.
We’re a family here
— Connor ☕️ (@Throwerguy) January 4, 2023
8.
“I Hope this email finds you well.” pic.twitter.com/qbqX8L5vlu
— John Fox (@foxymm21) January 4, 2023
9.
"So we're going to do some breakout sessions. We'd like each team to present some ideas to solve their alotted issue".
— Bobbert (@towed_in_a_hole) January 4, 2023
10.
"low hanging fruit" always annoyed me. https://t.co/weBO3c1gX4
— allincapital (@allincapital) January 4, 2023