25 Favourite Funny Tweets of the Week
Welcome to the first Tweets of the Week, 2023. Please take your free leftover Christmas chocolate from the box on the left.
Have a break from doing 100 sit-ups or cleaning out the junk drawer – or whatever New Year promise you’re sick of already, and try to find a new funny person to follow.
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This time Henson’s gone too far pic.twitter.com/xvaFkFE5YT
— Willard Foxton Todd (@WillardFoxton) December 31, 2022
2.
No.1: shag an apple pic.twitter.com/6WfqVEFY8K
— Sam (@sam_bambs) January 1, 2023
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pov: you are about to ask the flight attendant what is the hottest liquid they serve pic.twitter.com/4DAIU9mg4K
— kai™️ (@kaicomedy) January 3, 2023
4.
You think Cinderella was bummed at midnight, what about those mice? They were HORSES for a few hours.
— Jesse Case (@jessecase) January 5, 2023
5.
Fondest memory of maths at school for me was, the first day back after Christmas when I'd got a new mobile phone, somebody called me and my ringtone was Man I Feel Like A Woman so I spent the next two years being called Shania Shane
— SHANE REACTION (@imshanereaction) January 4, 2023
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A short story about decisions. pic.twitter.com/YpuVicH2vn
— jim rose circus (@jimrosecircus1) January 3, 2023
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"Hahaha. Yeah, I get that a lot. It's Alan, actually" pic.twitter.com/uOEUOpf8K2
— Craig Deeley 🇪🇺🏳️🌈 🇺🇦 (@craiguito) January 5, 2023
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— Andy McCarroll (@Andymc1983) January 4, 2023
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do time measurements exist in star wars? like does anyone ever say 'i haven't seen boba fett since last thursday' or 'i got vader coming over for brunch at half-eleven' etc?
— Michael Spicer (@MrMichaelSpicer) January 4, 2023
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Someone should make a dating app where you rate memes instead of people and match with people who rated them the same
— greg (@greg16676935420) January 4, 2023
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Ok if I have this right the whole set of countries is the UK. The individual country is England. And the main island is Big Tesco?
— ꪜ pat++ (@patsatweetin) January 5, 2023
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Ran out of containers so I put leftover tater tots in a mason jar and now my house is an artisan brunch spot with 3 dollar signs. A gaggle of hipsters just showed up demanding $25 bloody marys. pic.twitter.com/zaNJbOx4vp
— Joel Willis (@TheJoelWillis) January 5, 2023