25 Favourite Funny Tweets of the Week
13.
13yo: I have to write about a victory I had for English. Can you think of any?
Me: There was that time you actually threw away a wrapper.— SpacedMom (@copymama) January 4, 2023
14.
Is marriage just a competition of who slept worse?
— Yard Dad (@IAmYardDad) December 31, 2022
15.
Quite enjoyed me time off over Christmas. Shall we all quit our jobs
— Dominic Lipscombe (@DomLip94) January 2, 2023
16.
I mean if sharks are in armchairs now, I *do* want to know how they got there. pic.twitter.com/6EelmT1paW
— Adam Macqueen (@adam_macqueen) January 1, 2023
17.
It’s really raining here and when i just grabbed the leash my dog looked at me like “we both know it’d be easier if i just crapped in the kitchen”
— Diedrich Bader (@bader_diedrich) January 4, 2023
18.
Back to work tomorrow. pic.twitter.com/mqHTb3bVkN
— No Context Brits (@NoContextBrits) January 2, 2023
19.
Hi. I’m a mom, but you might know me as “didn’t look inside my kid’s folder and find homework for break until 8:30am this morning”
— mom mom mom mom mom (@notmythirdrodeo) January 3, 2023
20.
Out of all seven of the deadly sins, I would have to say, sloth, is by far the most adorable
— Crockett🍀 (@CrockettForReal) January 5, 2023
21.
over 30 hack: use your cold feet as ice packs for your sore ankles
— WittySassBasket™ (@WittySassBasket) January 5, 2023
22.
I thought I was being Raptured but it was just gas
— Toby (@tobestewart) January 5, 2023
23.
realized I used "apparently" twice in two consecutive sentences just as it was too late to unsend the email pic.twitter.com/IvBOFQGElW
— Preston Max 🏳️⚧️ (@prestonmaxallen) January 4, 2023
24.
My grocery list:
1. Don’t run into anyone you know
2. Eggs— Introvert Problems (@IntrovertProbss) January 4, 2023
25.
Me: *standing nervously in front of the class* hi for show and tell I brought my pet lizard his name is Jeremy
Kid: *whispering* this substitute teacher is weird
— Village Person (@SvnSxty) January 5, 2023
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Our 25 Favourite Funny Tweets of the Week
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