Dan Walker got people talking about their childhood sibling battles – and we’re suprprised these 23 made it to adulthood
13.
My brother locked me in the garage.
I bashed on the frosted glass in the door so he’d let me, out because he looked far away.
The glass smashed and it turns out he was just the other side. The glass went into his nose.
Mum cancelled our trip to Alton towers as I was ‘naughty’.😭 https://t.co/K4Vts4OQWl— Tim Jones (@t_rjones) January 5, 2023
14.
I twatted my brother around the head with a John McEnroe style Dunlop tennis racket. It’s his birthday today too! Happy birthday! https://t.co/1YLEJ4AV8q
— Jamie Dobson (@JamieDobson) January 6, 2023
15.
I hit my brother in the face with a baseball bat, I have no idea what the issue was and had almost zero purchase on the swing but it is still…..
— [email protected] (@NIBORNAHAG) January 5, 2023
16.
I remember leaving a room in a temper and slamming the door on exit. The ceiling then fell down on my sisters heads 😳😳
— sarah (@sarah_favourite) January 5, 2023
17.
My brother @PompeyGNR did the Rocketman (laying on the floor boosting me with his feet), which saw me catapulted into the air, hitting my head on an armchair causing a brief blackout and short-term amnesia. It meant he was then able to deny any involvement when angry mum arrived.
— Steve Wilson (@az_steve_wilson) January 5, 2023
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We once chucked our little brother in the villa pool on holiday…..with armbands on his feet…….he was 5 🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️
— Nikkii Flynn (@FlynnNikkii) January 5, 2023
19.
Hit my sister so hard with a hairbrush I left a geometric pattern of puncture wounds…
— Guinevere (@GuinSmith) January 5, 2023
20.
I was lying on my back playing on a Gameboy with arms and hands up above my face. Sister comes in, swings at me with a pillow, Gameboy into nose, broken nose, still got the lump aged 30. Whenever I get asked how it happened I say it was a rugby injury #SiblingDamage
— Dan Jack (@NorwoodIFT) January 5, 2023
21.
I once carved an “F” in the bathroom wall. When confronted, I explained there was no way I would have done this… I would obviously have carved an “A”. Dad fell for it. Sister “F” furious. Incredible result 🤣
— Andrew Chapman (@chapdoc1) January 5, 2023
22.
I remember jumping from a swing into my brother leaving him with two black eyes .. he had the nickname of Panda for ages!
— Simo Canary (@canarygirl73) January 5, 2023
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70’s. Mum in shop. Brother sat behind me in car & kept hitting my head. Told him to stop loads of times. He didn’t. I threatened to set off🧯which we had in the glove box. He carried on & got covered in powder. Seriously told off by parents as it was point blank range in his face
— Just a Mum (@jazzyjuk) January 5, 2023
This was a completely understandable reaction to reading the stories.
I am so glad to be an only child!
— Vintage Classics (@VintageClassics) January 5, 2023
Look at all the fun you missed 😂
— Dan Walker (@mrdanwalker) January 6, 2023
But we’ll leave the last word to Dan.
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