Cheers! to our 19 favourite tweets about Dry January
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Me leaving the co op with a bottle of wine after telling everyone on Facebook that I’m doing dry January pic.twitter.com/e7Ynk24yPc
— sharon mitchells stunning weave (@sharon_weave) January 4, 2023
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All those asking. Yes I am doing pretty much dry january again. Only drinking on weekends and one or two during the week if theres football or its’ a Thursday. Youre all welcome to join #health #prettymuchdryjanuary
— PFT Commenter (@PFTCommenter) January 5, 2023
13.
doing a dry january where my lips are chapped at all times
— Matt Somerstein (@MPSomerstein) January 9, 2023
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I've decided to do Dry January. How hard can it be to go 31 days without a wash?
— Craig Deeley 🇪🇺🏳️🌈 🇺🇦 (@craiguito) December 30, 2022
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currently 9 days into dry january and still have not finished my novel nor learned how to speak mandarin. does that happen more around day 14?
— Vivian Le (@vivianhle) January 9, 2023
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If you're doing Dry January and you're starting to find it tough, remember you can always give up.
— Christopher Snowdon 🇺🇦 (@cjsnowdon) January 4, 2023
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Reasons I’m not doing dry January
1.Don’t want to
2.I’m not a quitter
3.January is already a spicy bitch
4.Can’t trust 2023
5.Piss off— ontherocksgirl (@ontherocksgirl) January 8, 2023
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I’m doing Dry January! I’ll still be drinking—but more of my jokes will be delivered without any emotion
— Sara K. Runnels (@omgskr) January 1, 2022
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Wonder how many marriages break up around now because the husband does Dry January..
And once he’s not hungover, quiet & reserved all the time
The wife realises what an annoyingly positive and upbeat prick she’s married to; and goes “fuck this, you’re actually really annoying”
— Aid has a podcast! (@aidThompsin) January 3, 2023
BONUS
Can we all agree there's a Dry January amnesty if you have a friend whose birthday is in January?
— Sam Whyte (@SamWhyte) January 9, 2023
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