23 things a burglar could take to make life slightly inconvenient

13.

The racks out of the oven.
Realistic-Put7707

14.

All the lightbulbs in the house.
Warren556

15.

My wife is convinced it’s happening to us. Forks. I have 20 spoons, 20 knives, and 8 forks in my silverware drawer. We don’t take silverware with us to work, yet we’ve had Forks disappearing over the last 3 years. At this rate, I’ll be in a forkless marriage in 2 years’ time.
sprufus

16.

The salt but not the pepper.
TheMealWasOK

17.

Their junk drawer. It’s junk but you know we still need something in there. One day they’ll rue the day!!!
Lathus01

18.

The fob to their car keys. This way they need to unlock it manually every time.
TurkX5

19.

Terence-G85
Via

20.

The little card that comes with a new router. That way whenever someone wants the WiFi password, they have to go to the router, turn it over and look on the back.
Jealous-Package-2743

21.

Your WD-40 and Duct Tape.
AlExcelsiorGore

22.

All the tooth picks in the house.
No-Acanthisitta5179

23.

Lip balm.
MITCHELLAYS

BONUS

One sock from every pair they own and their milk.
Dwcskrogger

Joke’s on you mate, all the socks I own are of the same colour and I’m lactose intolerant.
Badjoker96

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